How To Blow His Mind in Bed

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How To Blow His Mind in Bed

How To Blow His Mind in Bed

Everyone knows that the way to a man’s heart is through pleasing him in the sack. Find some tricks and tips to wow him in the bedroom. He’ll have you begging for more.

Be Unexpected

Be Unexpected

Walk into the room and don’t say a word. Unzip his pants and start going to town on him. Men like unexpected things and this will leave him breathless.

Dessert

Dessert

Everyone can save room for dessert. Spice it up a bit and spray whipped cream on him and lick it off every part of his body. Make him your personal banana split. He’ll love you for it.

Dress Up

Dress Up

Role playing is popular for couples. Dress up like a naughty nurse or a maid. It will surprise and arouse him.

69

69

Going down on a girl is a turn on for a lot of guys. Combine that with giving him head and he will absolutely lose it. Double his pleasure. Trust me, men beg for this.

Focus On The Tip

Focus On The Tip

The tip is the most sensitive part. Lick it, gently rub it or lick it and then blow on it. Your man will thank you later.

Let Him Watch You Masturbate

Let Him Watch You Masturbate

This is a dream for most men. Let him watch you masturbate instead of engaging in foreplay. He will instantly get in the mood.

Lick Him All Over

Lick Him All Over

Men have so many sensitive areas on their bodies. Lick his thighs, spine, waist and stomach. He will go nuts.

Lotion Massage

Lotion Massage

Lube him up with something other than KY. Rub lotion all over his body and give him a massage. If you want to try something a little messier, try a hot oil massage.

Nibble On His Ear

Nibble On His Ear

The ear is an erogenous zone for men. Nibble and blow on his ear during foreplay. He’ll get hard right away.

Praise Him

Praise Him

Men like to hear you sing their praises. Tell him he’s doing a great job and reassure him that he’s pleasing you. This is a huge turn-on.

Rough House

Rough House

Forget the gentle stuff. Men like it rough and dirty. Slap him around or grab on to his back and shoulders. "50 Shades of Grey" wasn’t a best seller for nothing.

Rub Him All Over

Rub Him All Over

The human touch is a powerful weapon. Rub your hands over every inch of his body. You’ll leave him wanting more.

Spank Him

Spank Him

This goes hand in hand with being aggressive. Sometimes, men like it rough and it’s surprising to learn that they actually like to be spanked. Remember, they’re less sensitive when aroused so slapping won’t hurt them, it will just turn them on.

Swallow

Swallow

Men are turned off by women who spit as opposed to swallowing. If you can, take one for the team and swallow. Nothing kills the mood more than getting up and going to the bathroom and spitting it out.

Talk Dirty

Talk Dirty

Dirty talk is a huge turn on for men. Say things like, “You can have me any way you want, babe”.

Tease With Lingerie

Tease With Lingerie

Go to Victoria’s Secret and get a sexy lingerie set. This is a huge turn-on and will get him in the mood a lot quicker than if you’re wearing granny panties.

The Hummer

The Hummer

Different than your average blow job. Put his member in your mouth and hum on it. The vibrations will make him lose his mind.

Tickle the Gooch

Tickle the Gooch

The gooch is the area between the boomstick and butt. Use two fingers and rub it with medium pressure. You can also lick it. His mind will be blown.

Toys

Toys

What man doesn’t get turned on by sex toys? Let him watch you use one on yourself and then give him a turn to use it on you.

Try New Positions

Try New Positions

Nobody likes a dead f***, a.k.a a woman laying there and taking it. Try new positions that you haven’t tried before. Think outside the box. You’d be surprised how good weird positions feel.

Give him a lap dance.

Give him a lap dance.

What man doesn't like a lap dance? Let's be honest, men go to strip clubs because they love women dancing all over them. Show him your best moves and give him a dance that he'll never forget. Next, take the dance to the bedroom.

Go downtown with an ice cube in your mouth.

Go downtown with an ice cube in your mouth.

Ok, so this one sounds a little weird and crazy. But, I have heard men sing praises to any lady who does this to them. Stick an ice cube in your mouth and suck on his love muscle. He'll be happily surprised.

Play a game.

Play a game.

Why not spice things up a little bit before the act? Grab a naughty card game from your local adult store. These games are filled with tons of wild and sexy dares that will get him all hot and bothered. He'll be asking you to play this every night.

Try it somewhere new.

Try it somewhere new.

Try doing the deed somewhere where you have never tried it before. Go to a public place and sneak off into the bathroom or somewhere without people. An empty movie theater, the bathroom of a restaurant or in your parked car? Living dangerously is a huge turn on.

Suck on his fun bags.

Suck on his fun bags.

Put his fun bags in your mouth and roll them all around. Your man will go berzerk.

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  • PipeDown123

    You deserve the nobel prize.

  • Marissa D

    thank god there was nothing about nipples in here. I’m tired of Cosmo telling me to play with his nipples.

    • Allie Walton

      Amen sister!!

    • http://amame-loveme.tumblr.com JuicyLucy(:

      My boyfriend absolutely LOVES it when I play with his nipples.. he goes nuts!

  • toodark2read

    Thank god there was nothing about helping out with chores around the house. I’m tired of women’s magazines telling me to take out the garbage in order to get some.

    • Melissa Hamari

      You should take out the garbage to be helpful and kind, not to get something out of it.

      • toodark2read

        At least playing with his nipples involves touching your partner. Of all the potentially distasteful things you could be urged to try, that’s extraordinarily tame. But let him decide whether it’s a turn on.

        But you Missed the point Melissa. We’re both tired of hearing cliches about what will benefit us sexually.

  • Nikki Schojan

    Who doesn’t know these things? this is all common “I’ve had sex more than twice” things…

  • mark so

    have her tell her family to get lost and stay lost and you wont need any of this stuff

  • ratt

    Try a BJ with altoids, actually that can go both ways. Its awesome!!!

  • CaptainDanite

    Great tips, Regina. My wife and I just read this list together — and even though most of your hints were things we already incorporate into our love-making, it was fun (and arousing) to read them together. (Now she’s up in the bedroom waiting for me to join her for a little “afternoon delight”.) A couple specific comments on the suggestion labeled “swallow”. First of all, great clip of the girl “swallowing.” Subtle and sexy at the same time! My wife and I have been married for over 30 years now. We were actually quite atypical for kids who grew up in the late 60s/70s in that, although we both dated extensively, made out a lot, and engaged in some “feeling out” stuff, we were both (amazingly enough) virgins when we got married. So, as you can well imagine, it took us a while to “figure it all out”. Even so, we really, really enjoyed the process of learning how to pleasure each other during those first few years. My amazing wife adopted, from the very beginning, a motto of “anything, anywhere, anytime”. Wow! That was music to my ears as a young, inexperienced 21-year-old sexual neophyte. Before too long, with lots of communication and experimentation, we both became very proficient at the “art of sex”. In particular, my wife became an absolute expert at fellatio, and made sure I knew that she was willing to “go down” on me as often as I’d like. (She, very early on, came to the conclusion that sex was very, very important to a successful marriage. Or, as she expresses it, “it’s the glue that holds us together.” There is, I believe, a lot of truth to that concept.) That said, despite her very sincere and persistent efforts, it took several years before she was finally able to learn how to swallow my ejaculate — something that, I imagine, is greatly desired by every man. (There is something very psychologically and emotionally gratifying about having your woman willingly consume your “seed”. I won’t wax rhapsodic about it in this post, but a lot has been written on the topic, and I can relate with much of what has been said. It’s VERY important to a man, and to spit it out or regard it as something “yucky” in some way tends to make a man feel as though he himself is being “spit out” or rejected in some way.)

    Anyway, by her own admission, she never felt that is was “yucky” or “gross” or anything of the sort. It was simply that it tended to make her gag. And, as anyone can well understand, that is not a very enjoyable sensation at all. And I never wanted her to feel anything but totally comfortable when we make love. So I never “pressed her” to get over the “problem”, and we figured out several alternatives in the meantime. (In particular, we used to use a little piece of saran wrap which, right before I came, she would wrap around my penis, and then “finish the job.” Much better than using a condom for the entire “job” — although still not the “ideal” solution.

    At any rate, we eventually ordered a great book on fellatio (iirc, it was called something like “The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio”) and it gave some suggestions that finally worked for her. And, as soon as she was able to swallow just a few times, it was no longer a problem at all. (This was many, many years ago.) Now it’s easy as can be for her, and she would be the first one to tell you that she absolutely LOVES doing me orally. It is really arousing for her to give me pleasure that way, and she has developed a really strong “appetite” for my cum. One of our favorite things to do now is for her to masturbate (with a vibrator and dildo) while simultaneously giving me fellatio.

    Anyway, guys and girls, don’t give up if the swallowing thing doesn’t come easy at first. Keep working at it and, eventually, you’ll overcome the difficulties, assuming you have any, like we did at first. And keep on having sex. It’s so important to a healthy relationship! It has been a very important aspect of our continuing happiness in marriage, and even though we’re both getting older (in our 50s now), I can honestly say that our sex life is better than ever. My beautiful wife routinely has 3 or 4 or 5 orgasms in each love-making session — and, at least for me, there is nothing more beautiful in the entire world than watching the woman you love get goosebumps all over her breasts and upper arms as she is experiencing orgasm.

    • Nigel Ciera

      Translation: Anything and everything goes! Same meaning, less words!

  • Khalese

    50 Shades of Grey was a best seller because people got duped into thinking there would be more to the story other weak S&M scenes. They did the same things over and over made for boring porn.

    • Gingee

      And now Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be an even worse movie. Career killer.

  • Khalese

    This was a waste of my read. Real women know all this and more.

  • Solo bag

    I have heard of women’s breasts called fun bags, never a man’s balls. Besides it’s only 1 bag haha

  • Jay TheAdvice Guy

    Actually, a few of these are wrong.

    “Focus on the tip”? No. I’m tired of women who can’t go PAST the tip. Lightly flicking your tongue on the head, or sucking on the tip ONLY will just ANNOY me. There are nine more inches for you to suck. Why are you only focusing on ONE?

    And watching a girl masturbate depends on the girl. It won’t work much with girlfriends or wives. I know my girlfriend wants it — all the time. Therefore, seeing her start to masturbate will only make me feel obligated. However, if you’re just hanging out with a girl you’ve never been with before, not knowing if she wants you or NOT, and she begins masturbating, it’s likely to excite a man a great deal more.

    69 is good in theory, but not as enjoyable as one at a time. I have to try to enjoy you pleasing me, WHILE trying to focus on pleasing you at the same time. No. Just let me give you the best time of your life orally, or you do it to me. But doing both together puts a LIMIT on the enjoyment. Trust me.

    Lastly…
    You asked the (I assume, rhetorical) question: “What man doesn’t get turned on by sex toys?” Uhh, this one. Sex toys do absolutely ZERO for me. And any guy whose girl is pleasing herself with a sex toy while he’s in front of her, MAY want to re-evaluate his skills as a lover. His penis is right in front of her, yet SHE prefers a TOY?

    There are others I had a problem with (and some I AGREED with) but these are the few I chose to speak on.

  • Gingee

    Funny, I would think that another Way to Blow His Mind would be with a sawed off shotgun pressed firmly against his head.

  • disqus_v2eoUHwqC0

    Don’t do #11 if you don’t mean it

  • captain_quirk

    Ads on top of ads on top of ads. Jeez, RantChic! Do you think you can dial it back a notch?

  • Pami Toll

    STOP HACKING MY INTERNET YOU FUCKING BLACK MUSLIM SLUGS THAT WOMAN IS NOT SUSAN SHES A FRAUD.. CALL THE COPS ON HER.. IM NOT KIDIDNG THEYRE HACKERS

  • Pami Toll

    Mutally delightful touching.. how ever you both enjoy it. if you dont like something sweetly say so unless someone is harming you. Slap the heck out of them if they DONT STOP