Important Things We Learned From Anchorman

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Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

In anticipation of the sequel, let’s look back and remember what we learned in the first "Anchorman". We’re sure our brains will be filled with even more knowledge and afternoon delights in the sequel.

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

San Diego is actually a whale’s vagina.

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

If you need to get emotional, do it in a telephone booth. It will be less embarrassing.

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Don’t throw your burrito out of a moving vehicle. It will get you in a handful of trouble.

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

News would be a lot better if it was done in underpants.

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Things We Learned From "Anchorman"

Don’t trek through the woods on your period.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Calling a woman silly names will not get you in the bedroom with her.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Mothers are saints. For example, Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Important people have leather-bound books.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Scotch is the drink of choice.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things can escalate quickly.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Eating a wheel of cheese is a rare feat. Eating a wheel of cheese AND pooping in the refrigerator is an even rarer feat.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Never get physical with a woman.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Weird Phrases are in.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Dogs are actually miniature Buddhas.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Only established people get invited to pants parties.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

The news is exciting.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Spur of the moment decisions often end in regret.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Laughter is the best medicine, ask Brick.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

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There’s always time to squeeze in 1,000 dumbbell reps.

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Things We Learned From Anchorman

Guns don’t kill people, tridents kill people.

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