Awesome Uses For Big Booties

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Introduction- Awesome Uses For Big Booties

Introduction- Awesome Uses For Big Booties
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I was born with a big booty and I can attest to the fact that I have been frequently made fun of for it. For anyone who is self conscious about your butt, this is the article for you. Haters are gonna hate, but we can prove to them that it’s better to have a big booty than a small one.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

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People with tiny butts wouldn't know how to pull off a downward dog like people with a big butt. The posture with the big booty makes us look like Yoga Pros.

No. 27 A Gown Filler

No. 27 A Gown Filler

No. 27 A Gown Filler

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Gowns just look better with a big booty filler... Duh.

No. 26 For Motivation

No. 26 For Motivation

No. 26 For Motivation

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Reading this quote is enough to give any girl with a big badonk-a-donk motivation AND pride.

No. 25 Dancing

No. 25 Dancing

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It's easier and more fun to dance when you have a big butt. Shake it all over and everyone's eyes will be on you.

No. 24 A Grabber

No. 24 A Grabber

No. 24 A Grabber

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Let's face it, men need something to grab and hold on to. Catch my drift?

No. 23 A Thinker

No. 23 A Thinker

No. 23 A Thinker

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Yes, a thinker. People with big butts are proven to be smarter and healthier! A study at Oxford University showed that women with a phat butt were less likely to get diabetes, since they are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. It also showed that they are more likely to be intelligent.

No. 22 A Hiding Place

No. 22 A Hiding Place
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No. 22 A Hiding Place

No. 22 A Hiding Place
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No. 21 Fart Deflector

No. 21 Fart Deflector

No. 21 Fart Deflector

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Embarrassed to pass gas in public? Girls with bigger butts shouldn't be! Though it isn't 100% guaranteed, a bigger butt can lessen the sound of a fart. Crop dust away ladies!

No. 20 Twerk Machine

No. 20 Twerk Machine
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No. 20 Twerk Machine

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Love twerking or hate it, everyone can attest to the fact that a chick with a big booty does it better. If you ever find yourself in a twerk-off, shake what your mama gave ya. There’s no way you can lose.

No. 19 Saddle

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No. 19 Saddle

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If you’re a horseback rider, you know that saddles can be super expensive. If you are blessed with a big butt, there’s no need for a saddle. Ride the horse bareback and you will feel no pain.

No. 18 Seat Saver

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If you need to save a seat for a friend and don’t have a jacket or anything else to use as a seat holder, why not just use your butt? If it’s big, you will have more than enough junk to save two seats rather than one.

No. 17 Door Closer

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No. 17 Door Closer

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When you have your hands full and can’t shut the pesky door, you can use your butt to close the door behind you. Sure, a small butt could do the same thing, but a big butt has a bigger radius and will allow you to shut the door from farther away.

No. 16 Hand Warmer

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No. 16 Hand Warmer

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Sitting on your hands is a great way to keep them warm, especially if you have a big booty. The heat from your bum will radiate to your hands and make you feel like you’re enjoying a hot summer day.

No. 15 Crowd Seperator

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If you’re going somewhere in a hurry and there is a large crowd, use your butt as a bumper. You can knock people out of the way and fight your way through the crowd. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

No. 14 Shock Absorber

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No. 14 Shock Absorber

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This comes into play a lot if you live in the Midwest where the weather is icy. If you’ve ever taken a tumble and landed on your butt, you’ll notice that it doesn’t hurt as much if you have some padding. Ask a person who has fallen and doesn’t have any junk in their trunk. They will agree.

No. 13 Cannon Ball Detonator

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No. 13 Cannon Ball Detonator

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It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the bigger the booty, the bigger the cannon ball. If you’re looking to prank someone or get an enemy wet, cannonball into the water and make sure your butt hits first. The water will go up like a tidal wave.

No. 12 Sled

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No. 12 Sled

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Sledding is childish but it is also a fun event that we can still partake in in our adult lives. If you’re on the spot and don’t have a sled, go ahead and slide down the hill with your bare butt. If you've got the meat to cover it, it won’t hurt!

No. 11 Jean Filler

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No. 11 Jean Filler

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I don’t know about you, but I hate it when girls can’t fill in the butts of their jeans. A pair of jeans is meant to be filled out and the butt of the jeans is no exception. Let’s face it, jeans just look better when you have a booty to fill them out. Nobody likes a saggy butt.

No. 10 Bug Killer

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No. 10 Bug Killer

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Who wants to kill nasty spiders and other bugs with their hands? If you’re in a bind and you need to kill a nasty critter, just go ahead and sit your big booty on it. It’ll be an easier clean-up all around!

No. 9 Dog Bed

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No. 9 Dog Bed

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Dogs love to snuggle up to their owner. I can attest to the fact that my dog always uses my butt as a bed and he falls asleep like a baby. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself.

No. 8 Kim Kardashian’s Butt Double

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No. 8 Kim Kardashian’s Butt Double

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In the rare event that Kim Kardashian gets into acting, she may need a butt double for some scenes. This would be the perfect moment for you to launch into the spotlight and start your acting career. Maybe other leading ladies need a butt double too? Do you know where we can submit an application?

No. 7 Weapon

No. 7 Weapon
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No. 7 Weapon

No. 7 Weapon
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Yes, you heard me right. A weapon! If someone tries to come after you, you can bump them away with your big butt. You’d be surprised how powerful a butt can be when you push someone away with it.

No. 6 Man Magnet

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No. 6 Man Magnet

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We’ve all heard the term “He’s a butt guy”. Use your ASSets to reel in a man by wearing tight pants and showing off your round butt. Boys will go nuts over this.

No. 5 Shield

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No. 5 Shield

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A big booty can be a great shield against any unwanted predators or enemies. If someone is trying to throw something at you, simply shield the rest of your body with "dat ass".

No. 4 Pillow

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No. 4 Pillow

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Ever since I was a child, my sister would ask if she could use my butt as a cushion. She swore it was more comfortable than her own feather pillow. I’m glad I was able to provide comfort for a loved one. You should loan your butt out to someone you love and offer them a place to lay their head and gather their thoughts.

No. 3 Drum

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No. 3 Drum

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A big booty drum is the best thing to play Babaloo on since Ricky Ricardo’s trusty bongos. Sure, you could play drums on a small booty, but the sound will not be the same as the sweet tunes on a big booty.

No. 2 Bottle Holder

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No. 2 Bottle Holder

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This one may sound a little strange, but I can assure you that you can wedge a bottle between your cheeks if you got some junk in your trunk. When would this come in handy, you ask? Well, this can come in handy watching TV in your own living room. Tell your boyfriend he can use your butt as a holder for his beer. He will be very impressed.

No. 1 Cushion

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Forget about bringing a seat cushion into a sporting event. A big booty makes for a great seat cushion. Not only do you not have to worry about remembering to bring your trusty seat cushion, you'll also save some cash since you don’t have to buy one.

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  • Mr. 9

    A big bootie is where I insert my purple-headed warrior.

    • ANGEL94928

      Yes ! Yes . . . that’s “really -EXTRA ‘special’ !
      Thank you for “sharing” ! : (

    • Purple head penetrator 2000000

      anon purple head warrior’s unite!

    • farlo

      EXACTLY. That should have been NUMBER ONE use.

    • Barry Blows

      SO DOES TRIGGER and RIN TIN TIN!!!!!!

      • Martine

        OMG!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!! Thats…..kinky.

  • Bernard Walker

    bottle line ” extra tips” check casher” rum sponge” iced cream social ” bunt cake” spice apples . Now can you bring it butta butta while the cat walk goes by jigga jigga

  • John Claude di Ronaldi

    Big butts are the best. Women who ask if their butt looks too big are ignorant. Jeans need to bill filled out A butt cannot be too big it is natural and you are healthy

  • oliver durgen

    i love big butts. just like guys like big tits, although i’m not of the ladder, they are both primal remnants related to procreation.

    by the way. women set all standards for physical beauty. and its women who ridicule other women. and women arent really interested in what men think about their physique, they are more interested in what other women think. this too, is nature, not society.

    women have also created and maintain the double standard. men dont care if women are sluts, just as long as they dont step out on them. its women who condemn an shun other women for being perceived as “slutty” or whatever. again, this is nothing more that natures competition for survival and procreation.

    • Elliot

      You “love big butts, just like guys like big tits, although…you are not of “the ladder”?? First of all, Isn’t’ that something you climb? Also, I assumed by your name you were a guy, but I guess not since, unlike guys that like big tits, you are something else that loves big butts. Maybe you love big butts on guys? Maybe you love big butts on guys climbing ladders? Hahaha

      • oliver durgen

        brilliant! you’ve changed my mind about everything. That was your point right. to set me straight? well, congratulations, i’m now your humble follower. oh master!

        please, proof read this comment on the bottom of a website that 3 turds will read. It is very important. get back to me as soon as you can. I can’t stand the thought of a misspelling again. I can barely sleep at night as it is with all these grammatical errors destroying the goodness that is the world wide web. oh dear lord!

        • fuck you

          Holy crap, are you autistic?

        • Purple head penetrator 2000000

          You have thoroughly proven beyond a doubt that you’re ignorant.

          A wise man once said ,” Better to be thought a fool then to, open your mouth a remove all doubt”.
          You definatley fulfilled the latter hahahahahahahahaahhaha rofl jjkjkjkjkjkjkjk lololololoolloololololoollooolloooolollllolooloolololollololololololololo

    • themaskedmarvel

      Mmmm, primal remnants……

      I’m both of the former and ladder kind….

      • oliver durgen

        lot of vocabulary students in here.

        do any of you have anything poignant or interesting to say? or do you just like stroking your tiny little ego’s by pointing out the flaws of others?

        how utterly pathetic.

        • Ian

          sounds condescending, but i should say, ive been routing for you this whole time ive been reading the comments to im sorry

        • Martine

          Just let it go. You lost. And he is being hilarious, not mistaking ladder and later.

    • Foresight

      Nope, you’re wrong. I don’t want a slut, nor do I like modelly looking women…too skinny. I’m glad women shun other women who sleep around. Those women become numb to the senses of a real relationship after a while. The same is true for guys who sleep around. The magic dissipates far quicker as the number of partners goes up. Also, women don’t set the sttandards, I set the standards based on what I saw in the country I grew up in and the people I hung out with.

      • oliver durgen

        you dont want a “former” slut because you are shallow and insecure. other people aren’t extensions of you. your not the center of the universe.

        if you only knew how promiscuous women really are it would frighten your fragile, yet pathetically macho ego.

        dont be naive. you’ll just end up murdering your wife when you find out the things shes done in her past.

        you set the standards for women’s appearance? lol! you set the standard for stupidity.

        the “magic”? lol! that ideology of yours is going to lead to nothing but failed relationships and frustration. you can’t possibly be of legal drinking age.

        I have no other choice but to assume that you are religious. the ignorance, the sheltered view, the intolerance. its all there. thump thump!

        • John

          I think you need to chill out. Attacking religious views and others’ opinions…that’s kinda sad. He didn’t even mention religion at all; don’t know why you even brought that up. Regardless, people are entitled to their opinions, no need to insult them personally or make assumptions about them. I don’t really care much for feminism, but some women take it a little too far, I think you’re really exemplifying that.
          Also, don’t worry so much when people mention your grammar; they’re not making fun of you, just joking around. :)

        • Foresight

          I don’t think I have ever seen someone be so wrong on all counts as much as you. Perhaps your extreme narrow-mindedness on the way the world works and people think has led you to these beliefs. Maybe you should hang around slightly more cultured people for a change before you make your false assumptions.

          First and foremost, I am not religious whatsoever. Many people often tie this in with cannabis-users, bar-frequenters, promiscuity, and anarchists. So, just because I don’t conform to these ideals I must be religious? You show how very little you know about the world.

          I was quite the opposite of sheltered as a child. I grew up in an Eastern European country, and then came to the U.S. where I spent the rest of my childhood in Queens and Brooklyn. The friends I made were anything but sheltered either. During this time, and well after, I was exposed to so many people that had similar thoughts such as you, (though you alone seem to be the embodiment of all of their ignorance), each one with deep-seated issues of their own.

          I knew several formerly promiscuous females in my time. I was even dating one for some time. The full extent of her past ventures was revealed to me well before we got together, so there was no surprise like you might be thinking. While we were together, she was fiercely loyal the whole time, (she even cut off many of her previous connections, even though I told her not to), and revealed to me that she was finally happy in life after many, many years of sadness. In fact, most if not all of these promiscuous females I knew were troubled and seeking something with their actions. Something which they somehow could never find no matter how many times they hooked up.

          You see, one thing does hold true with such women. They are lacking something else. Usually self-respect. And with it, the willpower to do anything meaningful in their lives, something they can be proud of. That is why, after some time, they start to look for a man which will be their source of will-power, so that they can stop hating themselves so much. This may make them happy, but doesn’t solve the source of the problem. And this problem will manifest to the rest of the family, (when and it the family forms), including the children. And the vicious cycle starts again. You must know this pattern well, as it rings true to your ears too.

          And another thing, I set the standards of beauty for myself. It’s simple because I know it when I see it. I don’t need fashion magazines or other girls to tell me who’s hot or not. In fact, I would disagree with many of them. For example, in my eyes Megan Fox is incredibly ugly, while Natalie Portman is drop-dead gorgeous.

        • Martine

          Wow. Can you stop putting words in other peoples mouth?! He is obviously saying that he is setting the standard of women appearance for what he likes himself, not the entire world.
          And you think only a religious person would not want their partner to be a former slut? Sorry, but NO. Not all women are promiscuous and hiding it. How the HELL do you think you know everything there is to know about all women, anyhow? Talk about a big ego. I know a few women who had no sexual experiences before they married, and they all have extremely successful relationships, with very well adjusted children, many of whom followed their example. In fact the best marriages I know are of that model. Please stop projecting. You sound immature and ignorant.

      • farlo

        what country are you from? Kazahstan. Where man sleep with goat, just like own sister.

        • Foresight

          Nope, not from there. Never heard of such a custom either. And it’s “Kazakhstan”, by the way.

      • Barry Blows

        NO NI^^ER LOVERS NEED APPLY—-

        • Foresight

          Not too sure what you are trying to say with this at all. Please revise.

        • Raymond Marshall

          you hate NIGGERS?? is it because you are afraid we will breed you out of existence? fuck you…Barry Blows yea you do blow you are anti american and should not have even posted…stupid to let the world know how ignorant you are….

          • Guest

            America is un American right now. So what does it matter?

        • Raymond Marshall

          your life is a waste

        • Martine

          It was nice to have the conversation be un-racial. So few things are these days. And that picture is very, very disturbing due to the monkey corpse. I would rather not have seen it.

    • Martine

      Maybe you should stop talking for all people. It sounds really ignorant. And what do you mean you like big butts? On whom? If it was totally up to women, then big rolls of stomach fat would be probably be considered lovely. Most women definitely care what men think of their appearance. At least the type of men they like. Most women think that model looking women are pretty. Most men think hourglass shaped girls are pretty. The standard is obviously somewhere in the middle, and peoples personal preferences are all over the place. Every man I know cares if the person they are with is slutty, and not just because of the possibility of them cheating. Most men want well mannered partners, who do not dress or act too provocatively in public. Same as most women would not want a guy that wore extremely revealing clothing. Its normal to want your partner to dress and act with elegance, because their actions reflect on you. Most people don’t like trashy.
      You need to get off that ladder; The air up there is thin, and its killing off your brain cells.

    • PulloGorko102

      Umm I like Big Butts, Big Tits, nice feet and nice legs. Gimme this African warrior the whole package.

  • GregCz

    Big butts doggie style are so much fun.

    • T Baich

      who could possibly give this comment a thumbs down? two thumbs way up!!

      • Irving Hancock

        an uptight ole hag who loves the standard missionary

      • Martine

        Someone that thinks a fat woman bending over is not a sight that turns them on? In the words of a friend of mine, looking over at a large assed lady sitting at a table nearby, and polishing off everything on her plate…
        “I bet her *private parts* look like a pot roast if *viewed from behind*”
        I am paraphrasing for politeness.

    • notrustgovt

      More cushion for the pushin’.

    • TGiovani

      Big butts are always fun no matter what the position. The weirdos who like flat asses are the ones who secretly wish women looked like teenage boys.

      • Scammer Slammer

        butts like Lopez’s are mighty fine but that Kardass bee itches huge fat ass is enough to make a skunk puke. If you like that sheet, keep it….
        BTW flat asses are not attractive to anyone, but if the girl is otherwise nice or sweet or attractive to you then keep your face in the front and appreciate she’s not making fun of you for being bald toothless or having a gut or flat ass yourself .
        Just examples nothing personal

        • shizzat

          Skunk puke? LMAO!! Thats awesome!! I wanna watch a skunk puke…

      • oogieboogiewoman

        hey, hey our flat butted sisters are entitled to love and adoration too! No need to put anyone down for the way their born.

        • Whoa Jackson

          some people love flat butts…

          my best friend’s philosophy “I like my girls 4 meals from death”

          • Martine

            Or rather healthy. The more weight you have on you, the harder your heart has to work. Thinner people live longer.

          • RevG

            I always preferred ones that I could wrap my hands around and grab hold of.
            Big booties show the females are lazy and have no care what they look like.

          • Likewaterforchoc

            Lies you tell. Genetics often play a part in they way a woman’s body is shaped. If women with curvaceous backsides run in your family (as it does mine), then you will end up with a bigger butt and I work out at least 4 times a week.

          • PulloGorko102

            Exactly true, I prefer my women with that big backside the bigger the booty, the better.

          • Christine

            Mine has gotten bigger since doing yoga! You are very correct :)

          • PulloGorko102

            Wow, not to sound like a perv, but I wish I could see it :)

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s a bunch of BS and you know it. Genetics dictates whether a woman has a big butt or not. You sound like a jealous woman

          • JoeD

            And you sound like a lazy fat ass. Genetics dictate things to a point. Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger was born with those muscles? It’s called working out, and get this….shh, don’t tell anyone, it will just be our little secret, it BUILDS MUSCLE!!!!!!! That can make the difference between a flat ass and a round one.

          • PulloGorko102

            I’m not a woman first of, and I am pretty sure I have more muscle mass than you being west African. Genetics does play a role in muscle mass as it does in women who possess big booties. I wish I could link this one Ghanaian chick I know, she is definitely not fat but you cannot compare 99% of women who are of European descent to the kind of booty she possesses.

          • Kalib James

            Don’t do it. Don’t sell these “European” chicks short. Girls of all races have natural, beautiful bubbles.

          • PulloGorko102

            alright man for sure. European women can be nice looking too, but I prefer African women.

          • Kalib James

            lol. I hear you. we all like what we like.

          • Merrimacke

            Not.

          • shizzat

            LOL its called steroids also man..(if you are a man) Your wrong by the way. You may be able to create a small bubble from squats, presses, lunges and abductions but your not getting a phat curvy lower half if its not in your genetic playing cards.

          • shizzat

            I agree with you buddy. RevG is probably a skinny chick that wishes she had a phat ass, goes to the gym to do squats and gets nowhere.. Im a trainer and see it all the time. Genetics definitely makes the difference. A good amount of the women in my gym have beautiful asses and they are in the gym everyday!! My sister is skinny and never goes to the gym..

          • Chantaey Diallo

            you mean the opposite way around

          • Christine

            My butt is big, and I promise, it’s round and shapely. I do hours of yoga, HIIT, and CrossFit. Mine is round and muscular, with a little softness to it. Skinny girls don’t own the market on shape ;)

          • PulloGorko102

            Dang I would love to umm I will be a gentleman and not say anything, I would definitely love to never mind youwould get mad at me.

          • Christine

            LOL. It’s only recently bigger butts are desired.

          • Justice0501

            Read a history book, moron.

          • Christine

            Moron? Wow, that’s a great argument. Since you called me a moron, I have no desire to follow your demand.

          • Localexpert

            Because history books are loaded with information on big booties….you sir are the moron. And Christine is right, lean bodies were trending much longer then the big booty rage.

          • Chantaey Diallo

            Big booties were loved and the ‘trend’ thousands of years before flat-ass types degenerated into existence and will continue to be long after they are gone. That is history and herstory.

          • PulloGorko102

            A haali gonga pullo debbo Diallo

          • JoeD

            No, you’re the moron. Big Butts and lean bodies are not mutually exclusive, dope. Men like shapely girls, and always have, regardless of what some magazines put out for a very short time. That would mean a larger butt in relation to the rest of the body. It DOES NOT mean a big, fat, rotund, disgusting slab of wrinkled fat hanging off a woman’s backside! As I mentioned before, Marilyn Monroe did not have a tiny ass, nor did Cindy Crawford!

          • Kalib James

            Fuck trends. Guys who know what’s up been on the hunt for ass for many years.

          • FAGMUFFIN

            Ass size is proportional to hormone production and fertility. Men have always been attracted to large asses.

          • shizzat

            I never paid attention to history as a kid in school but if history books talked about round curvy asses, I would have been a scholar so obviously you havent read history books at all so who did you say is the moron??? Please and if you are getting that pissy you either have a wife/GF with a flat tiny ass or you are a girl posting as a guy with a small tiny ass that no one talks about…

          • PulloGorko102

            No, I have always desired them. I have always loved it when a woman with a big rear would come up to me in a dance club and put it you know where, my mind would fall in a trance because it felt good. Ok enough, you probably don’t like me talking about this stuff :)

          • shizzat

            You sound like some 17yr old carrot snapper or cyber perv…

          • PulloGorko102

            How exactly do I sound like a 17 yr old? You are talking out of your arse.

          • shizzat

            LOL I was just kidding man…

          • JoeD

            No, it’s not. And you have to differentiate between fat, disgusting, big asses, and shapely asses. People say big asses are hot and every fat chick jumps for joy thinking someone’s talking about them. They’re not. Curvy women is what is being talked about here. Small waits, round asses. This is nothing new and has been the norm for a long time. You think Marilyn Monroe had a small ass? I’m guessing you’re like 14.

          • Christine

            I’ve had a bubble butt my entire life. I can tell you, from my experience, it’s only been recently that men have been more interested in it than my chest. I have 20 something’s asking me out and commenting on my butt. No. I’m not a 14, thank you. I am curvy. I have a small waist. I have a round butt. I have muscular thighs. I work hard to not be a 14.

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s what I like, I would love to put my face on it and lay down on it like a pillow. Bubble butts are nice. I would spoil any woman with one.

          • mehrad

            we can talk about in private. my email is: mehrad_656@yahoo.com

          • Star Travis

            Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote a whole song about big butts in the 90’s. But I know what you mean, when i was in high school guys didn’t really approach me or anything, but after I started going to college guys started noticing me more and all of them liked my butt.

          • Christine

            Yes! That song was some validation in my life!! I grew up in Utah though. Not a lot of diversity here in general, and certainly not 20 years ago when that song came out. Women are perfectly straight and size 2 here. I certainly don’t fit the mold, and have been made fun of for it.

          • shizzat

            True!! In the 80s and 90s it was all about that barbie look which to me is crap. Give me a Kim K, Nikki M, Vidda G and JLO look anyday!!!!! Curves make a woman look like a woman!

          • Kalib James

            Uhhhh …. no. It’s not necessarily about being big. It’s about the depth and shape. The booty meat!

          • shizzat

            I agree and I bet you do have a nice butt. Im a trainer and cross fit make a beautiful booty.. Let me see it..

          • disqus_a7JX4mWZCl

            My kind of woman !!

          • Justice0501

            Nice promotion of annorexia. Like there’s not enough promotion of being skinny in this world. Btw, a muscular, shapely bottom isn’t going to make your heart work harder. Fucking fool.

          • Bill Keilitz

            There is a distinct difference between having a larger, round butt and just having a fat ass.

          • JoeD

            Good luck trying to convince all the fatties of that.

          • shizzat

            Yes its having a “phat ass” (nice, curvy, bubbly) vs a “fat ass”(flat, fat, cottage cheese, nasty) BIG difference and they should make that clear..

          • AndrewLB

            Not necessarily true. Many studies seem to support the position that having some extra “padding” not only helps you live longer, but helps your brain function better during the latter years.

            http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20090625/study-overweight-people-live-longer

            Don’t confuse this with being obese since that will kill you faster than anything other than stress

          • shizzat

            Oh please thats BS!! My father is 140lbs soak and wet has diabetes and heart issues. My wife is 145lbs at 5’9″, has a bubbly round phat ass and is more healthy, energetic and much more sexy looking than any 105lb stick chick….

          • Kalib James

            Round, shapely flat butts? That don’t even sound right. Nonsense!

          • Star Travis

            Health concerns aren’t just about the fact that you have fat in general (women need some fat to be able to conceive), where you carry it also needs to be taken into consideration. People who are pear shaped (tendency to gain weight around hips and thighs) and even hourglass (gain weight in hips and breasts more than waist) are less likely to develop heart disease than those who are apple shape (tend to carry it around tummies). There is evidence that women with larger hips/butts have a higher potential to be healthier and even smarter than smaller hip/butt women because they tend to have more Omega 3 fatty acids in their system (which helps with heart health and brain development/function).
            http://pocho.com/study-women-with-big-butts-are-the-smartest/

            Also what someone might consider small or big is a relative term. When most people think small butts they are referring to a flat bottom and some say a big butt is anything that is round or has definition, some might even consider someone with wide hips to have a big butt, even if it appears to be flat by side profile standards.

            A better measurement of health risks in women would be using waist-to-hip ratio would be if you measure around your waist and divide it by your hip measurement. Over .80 is considered apple shaped, under is pear (or partial hourglass). Those with over .80 are at higher risks of health issues. http://www.bmi-calculator.net/waist-to-hip-ratio-calculator/waist-to-hip-ratio-chart.php

            In my family, we all have huge butts (in fact, my grandmother’s maiden name roughly translates to meaning ‘fat@$$’ in Italian, literally!) and trust me, we never got any complaints about them not being round/shapely enough from any profile angles (mostly compliments about that if anything).

          • Anthony Taylor

            LMAO!!!!

        • kofybean

          Funny you say that cuz, that’s not the way it is for men. Men are judged heavily on the way they were born, the material possessions they have, and how useful they are to women.

          • oogieboogiewoman

            The fuck are you blabbering about?? That has nothing to do with anything being discussed here and you are waaaaay the hell off base if you think only men are judged and that men get anywhere near as much judgment thrown at them as women do. How about this: the entire human race is a bunch of judgmental jerks and the world would be a better place without us on it.

          • kofybean

            meh… get back to me when you find where I said only men. You were the one who said women are entitled to love and adoration regardless of what they look like.

          • oogieboogiewoman

            Wow … way to twist someone’s comment so you have an excused to defend the poor persecuted men… just .. wow.

          • JoeD

            Start a good example and off yourself first.

        • JoeD

          There’s no reason anyone should have a flat butt – it’s called muscle – look it up.

          • shizzat

            Agreed!

      • Whoa Jackson

        I agree. Having sex with a girl with no curves …would be like doing it with a dude.

        • Anthony Taylor

          No…doing it with a dude is like doing it with a dude. Regardless of what kind of body you like or don’t like on a woman she still has the all important vagina.

          • Whoa Jackson

            I guess so. I enjoy a big ass …

          • Anthony Taylor

            Nothing wrong with that. I’m a boob guy myself but I definitely love a woman with the “total package” of boobs, ass and curves. I’m just saying don’t knock the women that don’t have curves, they are still worthy of a roll in the bed.

          • Matunga

            I fully agree. A woman is a woman.

          • RevG

            In that case you would jump on Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer ? EWE

          • Akili

            Everything has to be political? at what point are you gonna invoke Obama? Douche!!

          • kofybean

            It’s weird how a woman is a woman just by virtue of having a vagina, but a man isn’t a real man unless he fills some societal need, and adhere’s to a list of attributes women deem necessary.

          • shizzat

            You are 100% correct! I used to manage a call center and all women would talk about is a mans job, his dick size,what kind of car does he drive, does he have money to pay their way, and take care of the kid they had when they were 16 with someone else. I’m not saying all women are like this but this seems to be a trend nowadays with women and its more pathetic than the way guys think.

          • RevG

            My brother in law used to say there is no such thing as a bad lay. Yeah I discovered he was full of $hit

          • Olga Kim

            “Uuuhh duh..I guess so. I enjoy a big ass…”

            Aping you (mockingly).

          • Whoa Knows

            whatevs… don’t really care.

          • RevG

            And then again that all important vagina can be either a toned legged female with a grip or a fat chick with a bottomless pit.

          • Anthony Taylor

            That’s a misconception. A woman can be fit as hell and have the loosest, most used up vagina in town. And a fat woman can have the tightest hole you could ever cram your junk into. Its not the size of the woman that dictates how big her vag will be. It’s mostly how many dudes have been up in there or how many kids she’s pumped out.

          • Justice0501

            No… doing it with a girl with no curves would be like a dude that had a sex change. Stop defending your closet homosexuality.

          • Anthony Taylor

            Your the one that thinks having sex with any women is similar to having sex with a tranny. So clearly I’m not the closet homosexual here.

        • Martine

          No. Fat dudes have plenty of curves. In fact its a lot harder to tell the gender of fat people apart. Thin, leggy elegant girls do NOT look like dudes. They look beautiful.

          • Whoa Knows

            different strokes for different folks..

          • Martine

            Exactly. In the end, there is a lot more to love about people then their tail end big or small, I guess.

          • RevG

            For short guys it’s when you are toes to toes your nose is in it, when you are head to head you toes are in it.

      • Martine

        Different types of guys like different types of girls. For example…if you look like Rachel Weiss…you end up with Daniel Craig…if you look like Victoria Beckham you end up with David Beckham. If you look like Kim Kardashian you end up with Kanye West. Personally, I prefer preppy clean cut guys, so i guess I had better start dieting right away. I think its pretty tacky of you to put up an article suggesting there is only one type of “correct” woman.

      • Merrimacke

        What? Seriously? What if I said that folk who like women with shaven pubic hair are secretly pedophiles huh? And that women who called there “lovers” “daddy” or “papi” have some sort of secret feelings of wanting to be prepubescent again to be dominated by a protected adult? As if they had “daddy” issues? So all those that like women with “Brazilian” waxes are fantasizing about little girls, especially if they like short women.

        _
        Now onto that whole IQ thing.
        If they want to talk about intelligence (IQ) than what about race or height? Don’t even think about saying that it has to do with conditioning or poverty because the Russians had slavery 3 times longer than the blacks, and even blacks that are high class score the same as the poorer ones, and poor white and Asians score as high as there richer brethren. Also height also plays a role in IQ, nope, it’s not about food either.

      • Merrimacke

        What? Seriously? What about all those men that get all icky when it comes to females having pubescent hair? Are they secretly or latently pedophiles? Do women who have waxes or say words like “daddy” or “papi” have weird fetishes?
        _
        And the whole IQ thing was very insensitive. What if people were so frank about IQ when it came to race and height?

        • shizzat

          Are you serious?? I love how you post as a “guest”. You sound ridiculous. I agree with the whole “daddy” and “papi” thing, I dont understand that but shaved doesnt mean anyone is a pedophile. You must have a hairy bush if thats what you keep talking about.; Yuk…

      • JoeD

        False dichotomy! It’s not big butts or flat asses. There are big butts composed of gross fat, and big butts composed of muscle, and a mix in between. I don’t know any man who likes flat butts – sounds like you have a hangup of your own.

    • Martine

      Yeah…but thin girls can actually wrap their legs around you. Thick stumpy girls can’t. Every type of shape has advantages.

      • PulloGorko102

        Thick girls can wrap their legs around you, who told you they can’t?

      • kofybean

        What??

      • shizzat

        I’ll still take the phat ass and thick and stumpy is not always the case with a PHAT ass. As a matter of fact thick and stumpy usually equate to FAT or FAT FLAT ass…..

    • Be Walters

      That’s what your boyfriend says? :)

    • Gregory Smith

      There are big butts and then there are just fat @$$ women.

  • Stuart

    We call it a PUSHIN CUSHIN.

  • ShadowBurn

    #20 “bottle holder”

    daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyumm look at all that ….

    Makes me wanna dive in face first like cookie monster on a binge.

  • butt boom

    cant resist these pictures

  • Cerebriac

    I’m one of the guys out there that LOVES a big, round, firm bootie. They are the best!

  • themaskedmarvel

    “Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round……”

    How many of you were disappointed that you weren’t treated to more pics of big butts?
    I know i was……

    • Farva55

      There’s nothing about this article that disappoints me.

      • themaskedmarvel

        That’s good to know…..

      • Purple head penetrator 2000000

        Are you perhaps a purple headed warrior ?

  • Arshad Sherif, M.A., M.Ed.

    One of the most desirable aspects of a woman’s bottom is seeing some part of it when you are not supposed to see any part of it at all. Sometimes the top of the butt-crack is revealed. It is called the sacrum or the coccyx. But a woman can have a very significant portion of her butt exposed and be completely unaware. To witness the early portion of the butt-divide is incredibly exciting for a man. This happens most often for women who fulfill two requirements: 1) She is wearing jeans. 2) She has a big butt.

    Jeans, more than any other type of pants, tend to pull hard on a woman’s butt. And the bigger the butt, the harder the pull. Women endowed with big butts need to know that when they are sitting down in jeans they can be revealing a lot more than they wish to reveal.

    I have noticed that girls are much more conscious about this problem than women. Girls are much more likely to be aware when they are exposed and to quickly cover themselves up. Normally they do this by pulling up their jeans or pulling down their sweater. Not sure why girls are more sensitive to this type of exposure than women. Maybe they are more sensitive to the flow of air on those parts that should not have been exposed in the first place. Or maybe when women reach a certain age they are more willing to let men have their way.

    And contrary to what many believe, summer doesn’t offer more of an opportunity to see a woman’s butt. Although some women certainly give us a full view of it on the beach. But off the beach, the shorts they wear pretty much cover all that there is to cover. We do, of course, get to see the legs and the feet in the summer. And to many men, legs and feet are no less sexy than a woman’s butt. But in the fall and winter, the gravitational pull of heavy cotton jeans on a big butt can give a view more exciting than the shorts of summer.

    But when all is said and done, the most interesting question of all as regards the female bottom is this: At what age does a girl begin to have a bottom that men find desirable? Surely the answer is not 18. Or anywhere near 18.

    • CarbonaNotGlue

      White girls about 11 .. black girls sometimes younger.

      • Arshad Sherif, M.A., M.Ed.

        I think you missed a zero at the end. Yes, 110 is about right. But if you want to put a decimal point before the zero, I am still with you.

      • Dawn

        Sick fuck

        • Merrimacke

          Is he? I mean in some parts of the USA the age of consent is 16, and in the past, even in the USA, the age of consent was lower. Many folk in the past married as younger teanagers. It is not that far fetched to say that folk who are younger teenagers are attractive, since they are starting puberty, and that there may be aging differences between folk; which would mean folk truly are different. I think it would be best to wait until you’re out of adolescenthood before having sex, or at least be married; though I think it’s always best to save for it. Of course I’m not saying abuse is okay.

      • Raymond Marshall

        sick ass dude!

    • Dawn

      pervert

    • Nonsense

      pedo

    • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

      The youngest fashion model to date was a beauty of 11.

      A 14 year old fashion model, with perfect skin, 5 ft 10 and 110 lbs and long, natural hair and little boobs and a cute butt, makes these old fat ass women with their weaves and their makeup and their cellulite and their stretch marks……….look like Nature’s Cruelest Joke.

      • PulloGorko102

        Now we know that you are a pedophile. You are looking for someone who resembles a young kid. Who the heck wants a non-developed woman…A woman is a woman for a reason. They have breasts and a big butt, those are feminine and womanly features.

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          Nope, not a pedophile. Just saying that a teen cannot compete with an adult woman who is overweight. That’s a no brainer. Kim and Jenny and Beyonce could not make it as models, in a profession that depends on looks, they’d be out the door. In a hip hop video, they’re Queens.

          • PulloGorko102

            Your statements make no sense whatsoever. No one wants a woman suffering from Kwashiokor ROFLLL. I’m sorry but you white males have polluted the minds of women world wide with your bullcrap. I know there are some white guys out there that appreciate a REAL woman with a nice big booty with some nice big breasts. But some of you are insecure about your d-size that you are afraid to handle a woman with curves.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Yeah, I mean your comment is just unnecessary. No need for personal attacks. I am talking strictly about how a woman looks. Of course a model is going to be more beautiful than your average pop singer, that’s a no brainer. But I don’t judge a man for what turns him on in the bedroom, not my business. Pce.

          • PulloGorko102

            Dude, none of your statements are trustworthy. First you said African women are one of the biggest in the world (no proof to support your statement). I’m telling you that you are wrong. African countries are not even in the top 30 list:

            http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Health/Obesity

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Africa can’t even feed itself, when their is food plenty, as in the US, black women are the fattest women out there.

          • PulloGorko102

            Dude, with the bullcrap you have been sprouting no one is taking you seriously anymore.

            Africa can more than feed itself. A lot of the countries are quite self-sufficient where 80% of the population are farmers and in the agriculture industry producing rice, fruits, millet. It’s not genetically processed food like the bull crap you make in America.

            You are just a brainwashed ignoramus that believes the uneducated nonsense spoon-fed to you within the bigoted American media. Africans are definitely not starving. They just don’t eat all the junk and sugary crap that Americans eat. They eat natural food. You guys make such a big deal out of organic foods in the states, whilst almost everything that Africans grow is organic and no need to mention it. Africans have a very healthy diet.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            And no one is taking you seriously when you say most black women in the US aren’t fat.
            80%…..keep ignoring that one don’t you? Why do you care, are you a fat black woman?

          • PulloGorko102

            LOLLL? Quote me where I mentioned mainly “black American women”. I said black women in general including those in Africa where MOST black women live. The Black women in Africa are definitely not fat or overweight, yet they have huge booties.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            I mentioned that 80% of them are overweight and or obese, not you. Keep up. And the ones in Africa are still not thin even if some of them are not overweight or obese. And having a huge butt is not attractive to look at, though like a said, what a man gets his jollies off to is not my bizz bro.

          • PulloGorko102

            Everything you have said has no factual basis and are just opinionated views that you personally have that you are trying to impose on others.

            “Having a huge butt is not attractive to look at” that’s your opinion. I know LOTS of men out there who would do anything for a woman with a huge booty, including myself. I would love to make a pillow out of some huge booty cheeks.

            To you, you may love your women skinny with no meat whatsoever on them. For me and many other men, I love my women to have curves.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Nope. It is a fact that most black females in the US are fat, and it is a fact that fat butts ain’t pretty. Mmost models are not fat butted, no matter what country they work in, be it Brazil, China, Japan, US, France, Italy. And models are the standard of beauty, not just for the US, but for every country. Every country has tall, thin models, even the fat countries.

          • PulloGorko102

            Dude, you are so full of yourself. Who controls the modeling industry? White males? Who controls what the media sees? White males? It’s not a fact, it’s white male opinion. White males are not the world nor do they control the view of every man and woman on this world. Fact is when something is written in stone. Not the propagation of lies the West tells the rest of the world.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            There are American designers, Asian, Latino, French, Italian. They’re not all white, they’re every race available.

          • PulloGorko102

            The highest percentage of them are white from the Western world. French and Italy are white European nations. Most of them come from those two aforementioned countries and try to impose their views of “beauty” on others. I think I’m talking to the king of brainwashed individuals here and wasting my time. Whatever man I’m out. I’m going to go and look at some huge booties and huge boobs online peace.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            The highest percentage of designers are from Asia. Models aren’t chosen because their ugly. I have a feeling I am arguing with a black woman. Hint, aerobics works great. Bye.

        • Merrimacke

          Not necessarily, different people’s do typically have different fat distributions, and it is passed down to boys too (though it looks a bit different.)

  • Gamby

    Bigger da cushion mo betta da pushin

    • ANGEL94928

      That’s a “special” comment, SICKO !

      • Gamby

        Why, all us guys and some women know a big cushion is of mo betta pushin

  • Farva55

    LOL!

  • efe

    I’ve got an awsome use for my big bootie.. taking a shit.

  • Steve Gallegos

    They stink, and smells like being around a group of diary cows? How do they find a toilet seat to fit on?

  • Jake P

    Can I have the last 2 minutes of my life back?
    By the way, i dream of what it would feel like to have KK’s luscious wet cheeks sliding up and down on my johnson

  • Acadia

    Who makes fun of girls with big booties…. certainly no man, we try to bang them … what world does this author live on,

    • TGiovani

      Let’s put it this way: Four out of five men prefer women with big butts. The fifth guy prefers the other four men.

      • RevG

        I prefer a woman with a tight round butt and a slim waist. I don’t care about big breasts, more than a mouthful is a waste. But giant junk in the trunk is not a contestant, are has it been, when I was younger.

    • Christine

      I have been. It’s more popular now to have a booty, than in the past, but I’ve been called a fat ass by men…

      • kofybean

        You’ve been called a fat ass by men, or a man? I call bs on this too, where do you live? Big butts have been the creme since always, even skinny girls want to be skinny with a big butt. Cave man paintings are of voluptuous women. Middle ages, Renaissance, women wore corsets and frames over their butts to make it appear bigger. The 1900’s had nothing but big legs and butts. I’m calling you out on this “past” nonsense, what past in human history are you referring to where big butts weren’t preferred by most men?

        • Christine

          Utah. Women here tend to be very Stepford Wife like. I don’t fit that mold.

          • kofybean

            pfft… their loss.

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          No woman, wants a big butt. The ones that have one say they ‘love it’ but secretly diet and drink nothing but lemonade like Beyonce to get rid of it.

        • shizzat

          I understand what she means… Anyone who lived thru the 80s and 90s who watched music videos saw a bigger breasted, flat assed barbie looking girl on most music videos. Nowadays you see the opposite. Phat booties. I love all music genre’s but even rock videos now have girls with phat booties.(i.e. Pornstar Dancer,)

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        It’s more popular than ever to be thin and lean. What planet…….?

  • Acadia

    Great gunga munga!

  • Martine

    I’m a bit over the whole hip hop standard of good looks. A big ass, squat legs, and all that. I think I would rather look more elegant and more leggy. Maybe the average “brother” won’t be impressed. But then thats not the sort of guy I want. To each their own.

    • Nonsense

      Sounds a little racist or at least very problematic to say that women with big butts are not elegant. M. Obama has a big one is probably more elegant that you will ever be, also probably smarter, more intelligent, successful, and wealthy than you will ever be. I know several lawyers, doctors, and ivy league PhDs with big butts, so please.

      • Bewitched40

        Amen! Who says having a “nice, round, juicy one” isn’t ELEGANT?? It’s all in how it is presented!!! LOL.. Soooo, if you have a flat ass you are Elegant??? PLLLEEASE!

        • Bonnie

          The majority of white women have normal & perfect azzes considering the way our maker intended us to be built. Black women have perfect large ones the way God intended them to be built. Calling a nice round tight white butt flat just because its attached to a white person, Look up the definition of flat. There are few white women with a flat ass! That discription is something only black women say when they compare it to their own very large one,
          I mean two. Hows it feel to be insulted?

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          Having fat is not elegant. Having a flat ass with no muscle is not elegant. But having a behind that is not covered in cellulite, stretch marks and excess fat, and that does not jut out into one’s fat on the street – is quite elegant.

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        Actually, she said she’d rather ‘look’ elegant, she didn’t say big butted women are not elegant. She just said they don’t look it, and it’s true.

        • PulloGorko102

          Dude, that’s your opinion, There are people out there who think women w/o big butts are not elegant. Not everyone wants to live by white standards, we aren’t brainwashed into believing the bull crap.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            No, big butts are regarded as comical or over sexualized, not elegant. The woman may indeed be a classy girl, but we are talking just appearances, not truth.

    • farlo

      Sounds like Martine doesn’t have an ass, sorry fat bootys will always draw attention, hip hop or not.

    • Raymond Marshall

      and what do you mean squat legs…Beyonce does not have squat legs and her ass is awesome,,,Toni Braxton’s ass is Magnificent and she is not SQUAT….you are stereo typing and being a

  • thefermiparadox

    A booty can never be to big. I love a big ass. Most guys do except for some dudes that prefer anorexic girls. It’s a display of fertility and youth/health. Sexual Selection over time. Oliver is right in his comments below mine. The really interesting thing in Selection and Evolution is how this is all about fitness & reproduction and not really at the conscious level. It’s all working at the subconscious level with thousands of years of evolution at work. Yet even knowing how round butts were selected (sexual selction & individual fitness) for and the primal instinct reason at work, we really do fine the onion bootys attractive & delicious and a light would go on in certain parts of our brain if hooked up to an MRI. Quit amazing

    The Science I found: Round butts (woman) evolved to be desirable trait because they provide a visual indication of the woman’s youth and fertility. They signal the presence of estrogen and the presence of sufficient fat stores for pregnancy and lactation. Additionally, the buttocks give an indication of the shape and size of the pelvis, which impacts reproductive capability. Since development and pronunciation of the buttocks begins at menarche and declines with age, full buttocks are also a symbol of youth. Buttocks is the primary sexual presentation site in primates and well you know we are the hairless bipedal self aware ape.

    • FAT X

      We are not apes you big retard. Anyone who believes in evolution is a numb nuts!

      • FAT X IS A MORON

        FAT X you “That doesn’t have anything to do with being racist. The average white person does have a flat ass…that’s factual. Racism is when you lie to make yourself feel better about an attribute you hate. The white people who do have butts are mixed with black.”
        Just so you know buddy saying big butts only origin from black decent is not only moronic but quite sad you actually believe this horse shit, Spend less time on goggle looking up false facts then trying act like you know something here.

        • Sugarstarzkill

          Damn, I already rebutted (haha) that comment, but this guy is just an all around moron. Either that or trolling. It’s sad when you can’t even tell. It’s depressing to know that people *that stupid* actually exist.

      • FAT X IS AN IDOIT

        First of all. The ape is right and second of all your an idoit. e.e

      • disqus_zn050pDY1Z

        Anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution is an uneducated idiot.

    • Merrimacke

      I’m kinda skeptical about this science or at least the big booty craze.
      People of different classes and areas do prefer different builds, and having fat, period, is a sign of fertility, I doubt it needs to be distributed mostly in the buttocks.
      Me, I prefer females who don’t have the big ones.
      We all know that what many men want is doggystyle sex. Which is why they want a large butt. However wouldn’t that negate some of the purposes of having pubescent hair? It seems like de-evolution to me. Also the butt features are sort of passed to sons too; I doubt the hips play as much of a role on how the buttocks looks.

      • PulloGorko102

        You sound like someone jealous of big booties. I bet you are a female with no booty. Look, there is nothing wrong with having no booty, but don’t go hating on women that do. I would love to have some big booty cheeks on my area.

        • Merrimacke

          Some of the stuff I said sounded hateful, very off, and angry. Which I was being.
          I changed it.

          • PulloGorko102

            It’s ok, people hate as a result of jealously. That’s where the term haters is coined from.

      • thefermiparadox

        You’re right size preference does change slightly by culture. There is a chart of this on Wikipedia.

  • Westerplatte88

    Honky tonk badonk a donk… whoever said white girls don’t have booty is a racist moron. Come down and your be made the fool. Nothing like tite Wranglers and Levis.

    • FAT X

      That doesn’t have anything to do with being racist. The average white person does have a flat ass…that’s factual. Racism is when you lie to make yourself feel better about an attribute you hate. The white people who do have butts are mixed with black.

      • Bewitched40

        … not mixed with “black”… but blessed with a GREAT back side! ;) Like they said, “don’t be hatein’!!!!!!!” LOL

      • matt

        not a race thing, its just a weight thing.
        What yall decide to make of that is up to you, but aint touching on it any further! (hmm, seems appropriate to say, that’s what she said all the sudden).

      • Sugarstarzkill

        What?! I can assure you, I’m white as snow and have a fucking awesome rear end. And I’m not fat- I have a tiny waist with a big arse and thick thighs. I would love to be mixed-I hate being so pale. There are definitely some white women that have nice/big asses. I do agree that it’s not as prevalent with white women, but it does exist.

        • Itbloo

          My former girlfriend was 5′ nothing. She had a gymnast’s body. Small, pert breasts, muscular thighs, perfect small feet and a sweet round butt. I miss both her and her body. Best sex I’ve ever had, cutest personality with intelligence, also. The best things in life never seem to last.

        • Merrimacke

          It’s about averages. That’s how your (and others’) people are, and many of your men throughout history liked it like that.

      • farlo

        ehh no, thats like saying the average negro is just plain stupid, and its factual

      • farlo

        YOUR FACTUAL INFORMATION IS ASTOUNDING! FAT X. ARE YOU THE POLITICAL WING OF THE FAT BOYS? THE CHICKEN N WAFFLES TO P.E.S PROFESSOR GRIFF? DO THEY CALL YOU PROFESSOR GRIDDLE?

      • Bonnie

        Your so full of it! Since you feel so free to insult white women, the truth is, The majority of white women have cute, and nicely shaped round solid butts to go with their awesome nicely shaped legs, They are not meant to have over inflated looking beach ball butts with legs that are shaped like gulf clubs and flat duck feet attached!! We do not have any desire to walk around looking like were deformed & having to be draggin a wagon behind us! The big butt popularity is a big cover up only by those who are stuck with that deformity. And by the way, black women with pretty faces and light skin are mixed with white, so get over yourself!

        • Fulaman1984

          I agree with most of the stuff you say except black women with light skin are not mixed white. There are several light skin black women in Nigeria, Mali, Ethiopia, etc. Lighter skin has nothing to do with mixing but more to do with melanin. Many African women have lighter skin and are 100% black.

          • Anthony Taylor

            I’m pretty certain that even in those cases there is some latent Arab or European gene in there. They would still be classified has 100% black, or African since only American blacks make the whole “black” distinction.

          • Fulaman1984

            Completely false, there are many Black Africans not mixed who have lighter complexions. Africans (blacks) are very diverse people.

          • Anthony Taylor

            Yes I understand that we are a very diverse people, but it is near impossible for us to deviate to far from a dark complexion without there being some latent genetic mixing. There is no recorded proof of the original Africans(in early human history) looking light skinned. It negates the reason why their skin was darker as it was in keeping with the hotter climate. Lighter skin tones would have been a disadvantage in such a climate and would have been removed through natural selection.

          • Fulaman1984

            I see what you are trying to say and you make a fair point about the heat and sun. Whilst what you say makes sense, I believe that the lighter complexioned blacks had enough melanin since ancient times to survive UV rays as the world wasn’t as hot then as it is now.

        • Raymond Marshall

          see you let a ignorant person rile you up….Alot of white women have great bodies and butts but and alot of black girls and skinny poles with no ass at all..it is not a RACE thing….they they call it BIG butts its not the size its the shape that matters….you are a woman so you don’t look at butts like men do so talk about yourself and not the “majority” of anybody cause you don’t know…its not a COLOR thing at all…its a health thing and nice shaped butts are and women with them are just look more healthy…

          • NiteSoul69

            I am super late to the conversation but thank god there was another average guy to speak for us, ur comments are spot on :)

          • Merrimacke

            Well others seem to act like most men like bigger ones, and women do look at mens’ butts.

      • Raymond Marshall

        that is not tru…in the past white women were encouraged to be like twiggy small and have little bodies …but look back at the 20’s 30’s 40’s and 50’s icons Rachel Welch NICE ASS..Marilyn Monroe, Betty Boop, Mae West…all had nice fat asses when women were women…its the Fashion industry who like skinny ass women with no bodies…maybe cause Men who like women are not very influential in that industry and the men there like women who look like 12 year old boys….I don’t know i do know i live in a major metro area with lots of different types of women …i see Asians with phat asses, white girls, ethiopians, Indians, all healthy women have nice ass’s …and if you don’t squats will give you one!

        • Eric

          Raquel (not Rachel) Welch is part hispanic

          • ShadyJ

            Hispanic is not a race.

        • Merrimacke

          The fashion industry has a lot of homosexuals, but remember that the women they use are tall, so there muscle and fat are more widely distributed, but of course it’s not like they are 8 feet tall, so they would normally be kinda skinnier than most women in the USA; the distance from the waist and the ribs will also effect this. However know that it’s usually 3rd class people, like the ones who “hit” the clubs, that like women with a lot of fat distribution to the buttocks or muscle if they only squat & maybe cardio for obvious reasons. Those famous women are probably exceptions to the average women, even the voluptuous ones, and remember these are passed down to male too, but of course it’s a kinda different for males.

          Please don’t go saying that men who like skinny women like women who look like 12 year old boys, that’s very unfair. What about all these women who get “Brazilian” waxes, especially the ones who say words like “daddy” or “papi”? And the men who enjoy it? Are they pedophiles & women who wish they were young?

      • TxCoon

        I am white-French, Sicilian, Irish, and a drop of Cherokee and I have always been teased about being a slim girl with boobs and a bubble butt. One of the jokes was my butt was so round you could put a set of encyclopedias on it. I have been accused of boob and butt jobs too many times to count but it is all God given and great genes. Sorry it isn’t a race thing.

        • Christine

          AH! My Italian side is southern. Perhaps us So. Italians got blessed in the curvy backside gene pool!!

      • Anthony Taylor

        Nothing of what you said is remotely true.

      • Christine

        My heritage is Italian and Irish. I have a round big booty. Not sure where you got your “facts”.

    • Wiki10

      The white women she used in the slides unfortunately have fake butts. Kim K. and Ice T’s whore’s butts are fake…White women can have butts but the kind of butt these two have are not natural for white women even when they’re over weight. The fact that europeans were parading Sarah Baartman around just shows how uncommon a big ass was for whites, so please don’t claim it when for centuries you’ve degraded it and now that its popular you all of a sudden like it. And for your own good, STOP USING KIM KARHDASHIAN AS AN EXAMPLE! It is FAKE, and the fact that you’re so gullible to believe that it is real just goes to show unaccustomed you are at seeing white women w/ big butts. And the white celebs who claim fake butts as real make white women look fake.
      Lets be honest, you don’t have to go searching for a Black/Latina woman with big ass but you do have to search for a white women with one, that’s why you barely have any real examples in this slide( its so bad that the examples you use contain woman with surgical butts) let alone real life. Unless they’re athletic, even then its not guaranteed.. There’s even special jeans and underwear created for those with small/no butts, so there’s a market for it and like most products, guess who it’s targeted to?

      • CandiApple

        I know this is an reply to a 3 month post, but thank you for the Sarah Baartman reference. It’s sad that alot of black women and men know NOTHING about what they did to humiliate this woman.

      • Anthony Taylor

        Sarah Baartman had proportions that were uncommon even for African women and was often exaggerated beyond normal proportions for show. Also I’m fairly certain Kim Kardashian is not purely white, and the other woman pictured is not Ice T’s wife Coco. I can also point out several black women that have also undergone butt injections. And lastly there was a time when black women with big butts weren’t appreciated by black men as well.

        • PulloGorko102

          I don’t agree with that, big butts have always been appreciated in Africa. Maybe you mean by black American men. The biggest booty women in the world are found in Southern Africa and also some West African countries like Ghana, Liberia and Sierra Leone.

      • Eric

        brother chill. I am a black man but most of these black women today with so called big butts are the result of much fat.

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          Haha. Exactly.

        • PulloGorko102

          That’s bull crap, go to Ghana or South Africa and a lot of those women there are not even fat, they just have huge butts. I doubt you are even black.

      • pjean07

        if a white women has a round butt it is because there is a black person up there in that family tree. This is not being racist but in general the white gene pool does not account for round butt.(Fact) Now you’ll find them with nice looking butts but not like black folks unless there s a black person in that family tree.
        ps: if someone is offended no need to get your feathers all ruffed up because I don’t care and I don’t have a problem with any one group

      • Martine

        There are plenty of white women with big butts. However, most of them are not worth parading. Most black women with big butts are probably not worth parading either…you actually need to be pretty other then the big ass. And Kim K obviously doesn’t have a fake but. Thats stupid. She has had that same build from the start of her life, and there are pictures to prove it.

        • PulloGorko102

          Dude/Dudette, you sound very opinionated. Not everyone agrees with you. I don’t like skinny chicks, there are man guys that don’t like Skinny chicks. The only time I like skinny chicks is when they have pretty feet and toes. I prefer voluptuous women with huge tatas and huge rears. No one wants a stick figure of a woman to slam wang on.

    • Merrimacke

      It’s not us who are being racist, it’s you and most people here. You’re the one not accepting there fat distribution. It’s like if I said “Hey don’t stereotype, not all Jews or Mayans have high nose bridges.” or “Not all Mongoloids have low calve muscles and long torsos.” or “Not all Africans have blue-black nightsky skin.” as if any of these features were some defect or something.

      • Westerplatte88

        How am I racist?

        It appears you have a guilty conscience, because I never specified you, as being a racist.

        Are you non white, and believe white girls aren’t able to have a big but?

        • Merrimacke

          Maybe you aren’t racist. I only said that because you called others that.

          I’m a myltto, I rhink it’s an uncommon feature among white’s, and persons like myself.

          • Angie Darst Williams

            Do you mean a mulatto? You are mixed?

          • Merrimacke

            Yes, that.

      • Westerplatte88

        How am I racist?

        Are you non white? Do you believe that white cant have a big butt?

        You come off as having a guilty conscience, of thinking white girls can’t have big butts.

        • Guest

          Maybe you aren’t racist. I only said that because you called others that.
          I’m myltto, I rhink it’s an uncommon feature.

      • Westerplatte88

        Known of plenty of white girls with big butts.

  • ANGEL94928

    Well . . . isn;’t that REALLY ‘special ‘ !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    society is falling apart, people !

    • fuck you

      Are you autistic? Shouldnt you open the shades, let in some light, and probably go to your next meeting with your case manager?

  • ANGEL94928

    J-LO is dirty. SHE cares ONLY ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !
    People – WAKE UP !

    • fuck you

      A-are you ok? Did the doctors let you off your meds?

      • Growupfolks

        That’s such an ignorant response, and your screen name just blasts to the world what an ill-breed, low class, ignorant person you are. The “let you off your meds” statement is used only by low-IQ commenters who cannot intelligently argue. Stupid person !

      • saspecht

        You are the one who obviously needs psychotropic medication if you think J-Lo is all that. She is average looking at best, but her personality makes her a 4-5 out of 10 on her best day. Clearly, there is much more to attraction to those of us that use our mind. I’ll take a small breasted thin woman any day over that big butt that will drag on the sidewalk and have more hail damage than a stormchaser’s SUV in a decade. Knock yourself out with your gal who looks like her butt and legs caught on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick. Mmmmm….sexy!

        • Raymond Marshall

          J Lo is a beautiful women but her personality is horrible …you take a woman with 8/9 looks and give her a brain of 3/4….and you get 5/6 so yea you are right about her sucking… and about the big breast thing you are lieing to yourself if a woman with some nice 36’d cups and a 38 inches around the ass and 22 around the waste was attracted to you…you would not turn it down and would love to play with her “assets”

          • saspecht

            Well of course I would. However, they don’t age as well as the thin girls, so she would be a temporary plaything at best. The 110 lb 32B with 34″ hips with a nice tight ass is the keeper.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            If J Lo were beautiful LOL she’s be a model, not a short, bottom heavy pop singer.

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        You on meds? J Lo would not make it as a model LOL>

  • Dawn

    smh… too funny

  • mrboz

    Just don’t get those who find these big asses attractive. Give me a slender elegant woman anytime. These girls are fat, not phat.

    • marianne72343

      I agree. Looks like they came straight out of the jungle off the back end of a HUGE gorilla. They will find all kinds of excuses to justify that big glob of fat .

      • Bewitched40

        … you all must be the “no-ass-at-alls”!!!!!

      • Edgewalker

        Really? “out of the jungle off the back end of a HUGE gorilla.”? Hater… justsayin

      • Vanessa

        LMAO Marianne you sound like the dumbest most ignorant backwoods and probably racist person on these comments. Back of the jungle? Seriously? Yeah I wonder what you look like to be criticizing others. Just another stupid miserable piece of shit like classy women. The two of you should get together and rant on how you think your the most beautiful women alive and how stupid you both truly are.

    • Bewitched40

      Like they said, “hate, hate, haters”!!!!! LOL

    • Edgewalker

      Yep, to each their own! Some like ‘em big, some like ‘em small…

    • ClassyWoman88

      MrBoz I so agree with you finally someone said something normal big asses are not classy at all I’m a woman and I like elegant … Normal is the best and classy

      • ClassyWoman88

        I’m talking about those huge asses when you wear a classy dress it doesn’t look nice and flat ain nice either normal and cute is the best and people get this straight nobody is hatting I don’t know why you guys think that its cuz people are being honest that doesn’t mean their hatting some like huge meat some like little meat or normal most of the guys when they see huge asses they think dirty that’s not koo at all and some woman like that that’s why they don’t complain

        • ClassyWoman88

          Now this days people don’t know what classy means especially woman their showing their asses and half naked bodies like it’s nothing that’s why guys turn like this I think if a woman dresses up more classy and not post half naked pictures guys would have more respect woman should make things more interesting but instead they make it so easy I wish the world had more mature people than a lot of dirty people ..

          • fuck you

            >they dont know what classy means

            You know what isnt classy? A supposedly classy woman on the internet talking shit about someone’s ass. You seem pretty trashy right about now.

          • Vanessa

            Wow Classy women what your saying is so contradictive and ignorant. I get the whole thing of a women who dresses tasteful and classy versus a women who is always exposing every asset she has without leaving anything to the imagination. However, what your saying is that if a women naturally has a bigger than average backside than she is trashy and no matter what she wears she is gross. Do you know how idiotic you sound? I believe all women of different shapes and sizes are beautiful regardless if they have a small, large, or medium sized rear end. I guess you must be that unhappy and miserable with yourself that you feel the need to try and put down other people. Since you claim to be the poster child for what is so beautiful and classy and you believe yourself to be so much better than other’s why don’t you post your picture along with your comments and show everyone what you think true beauty is. Even if you truly are physically beautiful it’s obvious your disgusting on the inside.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            No, this is the reason fashion models have small or normal sized behinds, breasts, etc. because it looks better, looks classy and elegant. It doesn’t mean the woman who has a fat or overweight butt is NOT classy, just that she LOOKS like she ain’t.

      • farlo

        sorry AssyWoman 88, but only dude with small weiners don’t like big butts

        • Fulaman1984

          I agree with you, I don’t understand how someone could not like a huge booty

    • ClassyWoman88

      its all meat and it’s nasty I’m a woman I got everything but not a huge ass that looks like a ate a cow lolll

      • Vanessa

        Yeah if you really had everything and truly loved yourself you wouldn’t be on this website bashing others.

        • Bonnie

          Yes Vanessa, like all the black women calling white women flat azzzes, which of course is a bunch of racial BS! Its all so ignorant! If a person is so damned happy with having a VERY large butt, they wouldn’t be constantly talking about how great they think it is and trying to make it sound like the greatest thing since the girdle went out of commission!

          • Raymond Marshall

            BONNIE you are on the right track just stop hating…..Spanish women have big ass.. white women have big asses all women have Nice i know i have done a would tour tried to tag every race on the planet…and ill tell you they are all great….

      • Raymond Marshall

        if you were classy you would not say such UNCLASSY things!

    • farlo

      Mr Boz doesn’t like big asses because it makes his weiner look small.

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        So how much weight do you have to lose Madame?

    • farlo

      your tiny weiner makes you afraid of big asses

      • Merrimacke

        “Tiny” fits with “scoop”
        “Humungous” fits with “abyss”

        Both feature are passed down to females, it’s more about finding a right fit.

    • Fulaman1984

      These women are not even fat, something is wrong with you bro.

    • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

      Exactly, they are just more women, who are too lazy to exercise, and would rather paint their nails than sweat.

  • Reagan Barr

    My g/f has almost no butt. What does that say?? (I’m talking about No. 23)
    I have a big booty (I’m a guy, BTW), I make A’s & B’s, & doctors tell me I’m healthy as a horse. 8D Also, my g/f LOVES to play w/ my booty!!!!

    • Reagan Barr

      She also uses it as a pillow & goes nuts when I wear my tight “baseball” shorts!!

    • farlo

      your big ass is from estrogen, lady man

      • Fulaman1984

        Not necessarily, black males (I’m black) naturally have bigger butts than their other male counterparts. Alright this chat is starting to sound gay.

        • farlo

          hahah i was just joking with him

  • Ian

    fucking stupid, big butts and intelligence have no known connection, actually look it the fuck up assholes and the whole reason farts make noise is your butt cheeks flapping together really quick so who ever believes this should stop using the internet. PERIOD

  • Doc

    I like big butts and that’s no lie.

  • Ray Cabarga

    Wow, it really seems like the author, and everyone who read this silly article and commented on it, is around 12. I’m not. I’m 54 and a half but i have the maturity of a twelve-year old. But really, look at Mr. 9’s comment. Can you be any more 12 than that?

  • Ray Cabarga

    There are myriad more uses for a hippopotomic hindquarters.
    1. A substitute for Dr. Kevorkin (My preferred method).
    2. With white pants, an excellent screen on which to project a powerpoint presentation.
    3. Ironing.
    4. An effective visual diversion while shoplifting.
    5. A conversation piece for a party that can double as…well, the party.
    6. A more efficient means of mass producing large quantities of wine.
    7. A pitchers mound for height challenged players.
    8. A decorative tchotchke that’s sure to enhance any interior.
    9. A pantyhose length shortener.
    10. A trampoline to give extra vertical distance when mounting the pommel horse.
    just to name a few…

  • Dave Edmonds

    Someone somewhere actually got paid for this drivel?? no wonder we’re screwed up as a society.

  • Bob

    Big Booty: Excellent for picking Cotton!

  • Lord help us

    We are idiots, and need a new plague.

  • Fulaman1984

    I would love for a woman with a big booty to grind it against my long you know where and make me a happy man :-)

  • Juan Morales

    Big booties are fine, but I ratter snuggle to a nice set of boobs than a smelly but. lol

    • Raymond Marshall

      have your woman clear her ass!

  • Jay

    stupid ass article
    how about the uses of a BIG BRAIN

  • name

    people say they like booty any size how about this

    • Raymond Marshall

      Gross!!!!

  • name

    this

  • Marina Smith

    not interested in fat booties but have tongue punched a few hot fart boxes in my day

  • Wiki10

    The white women she used in the slides unfortunately have fake butts. Kim K. and Ice T’s whore’s butts are fake…White women can have butts but the kind of butt these two have are not natural for white women even when they’re over weight. The fact that europeans were parading Sarah Baartman around just shows how uncommon a big ass was for whites, so please don’t claim it when for centuries you’ve degraded it and now that its popular you all of a sudden like it. And for your own good, STOP USING KIM KARHDASHIAN AS AN EXAMPLE! It is FAKE, and the fact that you’re so gullible to believe that it is real just goes to show how unaccustomed you are at seeing white women w/ big butts. And the white celebs who claim fake butts as real make white women look fake.
    Lets be honest, you don’t have to go searching for a Black/Latina woman with big ass but you do have to search for a white women with one, that’s why you barely have any real examples in this slide( its so bad that the examples you use contain woman with surgical butts) let alone real life. Unless they’re athletic, even then its not guaranteed.. There’s even special jeans and underwear created for those with small/no butts, so there’s a market for it and like most products, guess who it’s targeted to?

  • TGiovani

    No man who’s ever had sex would prefer the boney asses of anorexic models over a nice juicy ass to bang and play with. Most of the weirdos who bash big butts on the internet are either lonely women or sexually confused basement virgins. The entire porn industry has been built on the straight males’ love for big asses and big tits.

    • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

      14 million people watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. They watch because the women are the most beautiful women in the world. Not one of them, has a wide, fat, cellulite ridden ass. Live and learn. Flat asses are not attractive, and neither are huge fat ones. Fit is King. Beyonce or Jenny Lopez, would never make it as models, they’d be directed to the nearest McDonald’s for a consolation meal. And they’d eat it, and love it.

      • PulloGorko102

        You do realise that Victoria’s Secret is run by a bunch of wimpy white dudes who think that women should look a certain way. I’m beginning to think and believe that men who don’t have the d-size can’t handle a curvy woman. Who wants a skinny woman to grind up against. I would rather have a curvy woman.

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          It’s not just VS, being thin is a requirement of all models. Those women have to look good, or they don’t get paid.

  • Black Archer

    All I can say is, Yum!

    • Bonnie

      All I can say is PU! Bet your attracted to the greezzy cheezy stuff under the flap too!
      Horrible!

      • Black Archer

        Lmao! No, just nice, tight, round, firm ones; that’s all. What can I say, I just love the shape of a woman’s body. If she takes great care of it, I adore it more. Though I must admit, I have an assignment and leg fetish.

  • Chris .

    Please , let’s distinguish between a “big” nicely shaped booty i.e. Jlo and some fatass with a thong lost in the mother of all cracks..

  • Bobo

    Big asses are nasty. Ass men are latent homosexuals.

    • Raymond Marshall

      actually men who like asses that are small and look like boy asses are Laten Homosexuals….but butts are Feminine….and if you think they are nasty maybe you should look at our sexuality

    • she is what she is!

      bet YOU have NO ass!

    • Merrimacke

      Nasty? Not nessecarily. Latent homosexuals? Maybe, maybe not, but there favorite sex pose is similar, execpt one is in the anus only.Front sex is best sex. You see the face expression, you see & feel the hair downstairs, and fondle her teats.

    • Merrimacke

      Nasty? Not necessarily I think. Latent homosexuals? Same; I’d say they don’t really have a sexuality, or are confused, or are only strange for whatever reason. However there favorite sex positions are similar, difference being that one is only in the anus.
      Front Sex is Best Sex I bet. You’d see her face expressions, her hair’s closer to you, you’d see & feel her pubic hairs (or area if shaven) on yours, kisses, and you’d get to pleasure her teats with your mouth.

  • HubertCumberdale99

    This is text taken DIRECTLY from the preceding article:

    “Embarrassed to pass gas in public? Girls with bigger butts shouldn’t be! Though it isn’t 100% guaranteed, a bigger butt can lessen the sound of a fart. Crop dust away ladies!”

    Isn’t anyone managing content? THIS is your work-product Ms. Phalange?

  • Barry Blows

    The BEST USE—
    A HOME FOR A HORSE !!!!!

    • Raymond Marshall

      pictues of your family?

      • she is what she is!

        Leave it to white trash…who poke their sisters!!

        :)

        • Merrimacke

          That happens in other areas, non white ones, more often than here in the USA.

          • she is what she is!

            hahahha

            bet your daddy sold you on that!!

  • Greg Higgs

    Actually, heterosexual males are genetically programmed to seek women with wide hips and big butts.

    • Bonnie

      Not true. Maybe during the cave man days. The one’s I know make fun of them, and men that are married to, or in a relationship with wide hipped, big butt women are always telling them to go to the gym. Of course there are always exceptions. To each their own.

      • Raymond Marshall

        we want the women to go to the gym because of the BELLY!!! we don’t care about hips or ass or BOOBS we want a tight stomach (six pack not nessary) and round bottome nice hips and boobs that are not manly….

      • Greg Higgs

        Talk to an Anthropology professor or a Human-Sexuality professor and they will tell you different. The men you mention are either a little bit “Latent” or so indoctrinated by the “Fashion Industry’s” standard of beauty (Which is also “Latent”)

        If a woman has a narrow waist and wider hips, rounder buttocks…males would be intrinsically drawn to her out of sexual attraction. Because these factors are encoded in the male DNA regarding sexual attraction and reproduction.

        It’s the reason why Jennifer Lopez , Beyonce and Sofia Vergara are MAJOR SEX SYMBOLS today. Curves (Breasts and Butts) are sexual “Business Cards” for women to men. We are made that way!

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          But if a woman has a 24 inch waist, and 34 inch hips, then she to use your own words, has a narrow waist and wider (than her waist) hips and buttocks. The problem today is that most women are fat, and too big in that area.

  • Patrick Jackson

    I like big butts and i cannot lie..

  • oldcrankyyankee

    shameless excuse to show booty pics.thank you.

  • kristenlea47

    lol that’s not downward dog

  • Scammer Slammer

    J lo’s butt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
    KarASSion butt —- BELCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    throw that bee itch to the sharsm but be prepared cause they WILL throw her back!!!!! cause even sharks have better taste than a fat butted no class, no brains , no talent bimbo

  • Mac

    If You’re fortunate enough – Big Butts make ‘Hump Day’ all the more satisfying & rewarding…
    Having a Love w/Big Butt is being ‘Fortunate Enough’ too, I promise…

  • chanela

    wow really? not ONE black woman is in these pictures? SMH yet you have the chicks that have FAKE butts. nice one rantchic. we all know who takes the crown for having big butts. How are you gonna feature all white girls with fake butts when white women didn’t even like big butts until another white woman got a FAKE ONE and make them popular?

    why not have women who have been PROUD of their curves and having a big butt from the get go?

    • Raymond Marshall

      number 2 is a black woman and there were many other pictues of black woman are you lunchin?

    • Angela Flowers

      You know it ain’t right unless it’s white. Just like the twerking craze, you can’t tell whites that mylie cyrus didn’t create it while blacks have been twerking their REAL booties since the 90’s lol. They love our features but can’t stand the color it comes in smh.

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        No white woman wants a big ass. End of.

  • Evan Bernard

    lol luscious lopez…….

  • Jack Frost

    I’ve got a use for some Big Booty!

  • NiteSoul69

    I don’t understand this, why does there need to be an article telling ppl that nice curvy big butts are ok? They are more then ok, they are fantastic and great. I love big butts, and any guy that hasn’t been with a woman with a big butt is missing out big time.

  • DRA

    your ignorant and stupid to think a big booty is better than a small. If you had sense a greater value of self you would appreciate the differences in people and none is better than the next. Smaller frames are the ones who suffer more than big. GET SMART SWEETY!!!

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  • Yeboah Troutman

    Blah, blah, blah…I’m fat and want people to somehow appreciate me for it. And this is why America is circling down the drain at an alarming rate.

  • Claudia

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  • Lexus Nexus

    You lost me with the comment about farting. Absolutely stupid, trite, and tacky story about big butts.

  • suzane carter

    Big Butts is a attractive part which mostly men are like to doggie style Big Butt Celebrity

  • informus219

    Times have changed, Black women were made fun of for having full lips big behinds, but today everybody has big behind and lips.

    • Guest

      The reason ‘everybody’ today has a big behind is b/c today 2/3 of white women and 80% of black women, are overweight and or obese……

      and not everyone has a big behind :)

      • PulloGorko102

        That’s a retarded statement. Do you know how many black women exist in the world? Africa, South America, Europe and North America? If not, I recommend you kindly stop talking out of your arse.

        • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

          Nope, she’s right. In the US, 80% of sisters are in the Fat Camp. Michelle O’Bama even said so dude. And black women are the biggest wherever you go in the world.

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s a bunch of bullcrap. Women in the West African Sahel (Senegal, Nigeria, Niger, Mali, etc.) are not that big. They are very skinny naturally however a lot have big butts, especially those in Ghana. Ghanaian women are extremely curvy and busty and it’s not fat. Quit speaking bull crap.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Well I could believe you or believe the First Lady and the World Health Organization, the CDC and the NIH statistics on world wide obesity and obesity in the US.

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s a lie, African women are not even close to being obese. It’s America that is an Obese country. You make no sense. You are just making up stuff as you go which completely hurts your credibility. African women have the perfect bodies. If African women are so “obese” then why is it that countries like Germany, United States, United Kingdom (aka predominately white countries) have higher rates of obesity. You are full of crap and you know it.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            No, Michelle O’Bama and the stats are correct.

          • PulloGorko102

            No, I don’t know or think you are quoting Michelle Obama, however you are just saying stuff out of your arse. There are no African countries that are suffering from Obesity that’s just a flat out lie. The most obese countries in the world are United States, Germany, Austria, Denmark, all these Northern European countries, Canada, etc. Definitely not in the African continent.

            There is a difference between having beautiful curves due to genetics than having fat and obesity like people in the West. Stop talking bull crap. It makes you look highly unintelligent.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            OK, whatever you say. And if you Google stats for obesity in blacks in the US, I suppose you won’t believe that either.

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s America, most black people DO NOT LIVE IN AMERICA. If you look at predominately black countries in correlation to white countries on average they are less obese. No Country in Africa is even have issues with Obesity. Yet women in Africa have HUGE bootys. It has nothing to do with being fat, it’s called genetics.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Africa is a poor continent, of course not all of them are obese. Duh. But here they are, and they are an eye sore.

          • PulloGorko102

            Keep thinking that Africa is poor, we want you guys to think that. That’s why China is stealing all the trade underneath you guys bigoted noses because you all have decided to lie to your people about what Africa is like.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            OK. But black women in the US are still fat. Sorry.

          • PulloGorko102

            You lie too much: http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics/top-10-countries-with-the-most-obese-people-named-140528.htm

            Not one African country (except Egypt) is there. However, most people have a difficult time calling Egypt an African country these days because Egypt is not like what it was 2000+ years ago. Stop speaking crap.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            And guess who’s numbers are highest in the US, who is # 1 on that list? Black women. Don’t believe a stranger on the net. Do the research, see for yourself. As if you needed to research it. Everywhere you look there is a fat black woman on the street, with puffy arms, a gut and a huge ass. I mean, is this really a question? obesity in black women???

          • PulloGorko102

            That has more to do with awareness and the porous educational system in the less developed parts of America that don’t benefit minorities whatsoever. What percentage of black women in the World do Black American women make up? I bet it’s not even 1% so your statements hold no ground/water.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Hm. Excuses for the fat. Nice.

          • PulloGorko102

            Keep deceiving yourself

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            80% of you black women are obese or overweight. I know you’ve Googled it. Put down the Twinkie and ……haha.

          • PulloGorko102

            No, 80% of black women worldwide are not obese, otherwise African nations would be amongst the most obese in the world and obviously African nations are amongst the lowest with obese people.

            Instead of fabricating nonsensical statements, do yourself a favour and address the high ratio of obesity in the Western World.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            What a loser you are. You know I said 80% in the US. Even Michelle O’Bama with her huge hips and fat arms said that one.

          • PulloGorko102

            Cry more kid, “inserts crybaby emoticon here” Say whatever you want to say. Not everyone views the white woman with the blond hair and blue eyes with no meat on her body the pillar of beauty. Sorry, I’m not one of those brainwashed individuals who lets Western white society brainwash me into a robot. But continue, you are certainly making yourself look good in the limelight.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            Black, white, Asian, Latino, French, all models are thin, not just white ones. And models are the epitome of female beauty, always have been. We’re not talking sex here, we’re talking looks and looks only.

          • PulloGorko102

            And that’s where we agree to disagree.

          • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

            No, actually that’s another fact not opinion. Models are paid to do nothing but look good, the men and the women. If the average man or chick on the street were gorgeous, they’d be modeling.

    • informus219

      There is a difference between fat and flat behinds.

  • http://darkangelights2009.tumblr.com/ darkangelights

    I am replying to:

    If you’re in a bind and looking to hide something small, what better place than between your two cheeks?

    What exactly would a person like to hide in their ass.

  • SimplyPut

    Do not be ashamed of those round butts, ladies! We men looove the hourglass figure. Curvy is good!!
    ps. Most of us men think that runway models are too skinny.

  • Sontay Arguero

    talk all the big booty crap u want big asses are a killer. Marilyn Monroe, shakira, etc are world wide accepted examples of beauty. if some dude needs his sista all big ass sloppy go for it.

  • Denise Lopes

    Why when the article is explaining why big booty is better it never once has any blacks or latinas in the photos. Typical all of a sudden white girls are put on magazines because they invented big boot (lol). People please, give credit where credit is. It’s like twerking, Miley Cyrus did not teach any black girls how to tweak, it was a black girl who taught her how to twerk. Another invention that white people wants to claim. All of a sudden it is fashionable when they do it. Give us a break. For me personally, I do any thing to lose my booty, it is not huge or too small but I was never the type of girl when people say my butt is great. I prefer when my butt do not clink to my dress and you have to keep pulling on your clothes. That’s not impressive to me. You can have all the butt in the world. I am not one of those ladies. Right now it is just another fad.Believe it or not, in Hollywood, many of those A-listers would rather have a small ass.believe me.

  • mandygirl78

    I thought #1 was going to be “Anal Sex” LOL!

    • she is what she is!

      SMALL OR BIG FEELS GOOD!

  • Olga Kim

    Dammit, why did I click on this? My I. Q. just dipped 10 points.

    • Whoa Knows

      it wasn’t that high to begin with..

      • Olga Kim

        No. It’s pretty high. Double digits higher than your average I. Q.

  • Martine

    If I had a choice as to what I looked like, it would be thin, leggy, and elegant. What I don’t get is why big assed women never seem to know their dress size and try to cram themselves into tiny jeans, shorts and skirts. It may get the attention of certain kinds of guys, but thats not really the type I am going for.

  • Martine

    What I don’t get is why big assed ladies never seem to know their dress size. Its like they count how many cheeks they have, and think that is the corresponding size. Its the only reason I can think of for them to painfully squeeze into ridiculously tight clothing.
    “Ooh OK. I have six cheeks back there, so I must wear a size six skirt!” You said they were big thinkers… Round butts are good. Huge ones appeal to me a lot less, at least I sure don’t want one. Don’t think I want the guys that go for that sort of thing either.

  • RevG

    Women with big rear ends have no self esteem.

    • she is what she is!

      GAY,,I SEE

      • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

        Fat, I see.

  • La Jacks

    What MORON came up with the 5HIT?

  • ted

    this article sucked long and not funny

  • Little Wing

    the butt in the blue gown looks gross. a big toned ass looks good but after a certain size it just looks like a sack of spuds.

  • Joze Har

    Mmmmmmm…..

  • USA Gone Mad

    Dont want none unless you got buns hun.

  • she is what she is!

    another good use…for sitting on my face!!

    :)

  • http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/radz4 Rad -Z

    The female booty completes the beauty big,firm or succulant….
    its complements her beauty..
    check out..https://soundcloud.com/raddness/pump-it-back-with-rap

  • Matthew Clark

    what kind of faggots think big butts are a problem? ill bury my face in a nice phat ass and eat it and the pussy.

  • Heisenberg

    My dad told me about the Ass Test. “Twang” a woman’s ass cheek like plucking the thickest string on a bass guitar. If her ass cheek moves like a wave, it’s got too much fat. If it sort of vibrates/moves like hard Jello, that’s a keeper. ……………… wait. Hummmmm.
    I gotta ask my Mom about this.

    • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

      Not quite. If it moves like a wave, true she’s really fat. If it vibrates/moves like hard jello, she’s just a little bit overweight. If it’s a mass of solid muscle with a beautiful, yet little curve – THEN – she’s a keeper.

  • Guest

    In regards to the author who said she also has a big behind and has been made fun of her whole life, and that this article will prove big butts are better than small ones, I say first, she obviously has low self esteem, and this is from life long bullying, which is never appropriate and has no place in society. But I’d also ask – better in what regards?

    If a woman is trying to be sexually attractive to black men (and the small handful of white, Asian, other men that have a sexual fetish for large behinds), and is looking to mate with such men, then a big butt is ‘better’. However, If a woman aspires to be beautiful (and most women do) then having a small, lean, firm behind is ‘better’, b/c small, lean, firm behinds are aesthetically more appealing than big, fat ones.

    Most women who are overweight or who carry excess fat in their hips and behinds, would rather be built like a Victoria’s Secret model, and have the attention that comes along w/ it, but know that is physically impossible for them. So, they try to get attention in other ways – like attracting attention from men who like overweight women/large behinds, through dressing sleazy, drawing attention to these big areas, having sex w/ these men, etc.

    • PulloGorko102

      That’s a ridiculous statement ‘However, If a woman aspires to be beautiful (and most women do) then having a small, lean, firm behind is ‘better’, b/c small, lean, firm behinds are aesthetically more appealing than big, fat ones.’. How does having a small lean and firm behind make a woman “more beautiful” that makes no sense what so ever. If anything, it makes a woman look less-developed and child like.

      Having a curvy/voluptuous figure makes a woman more physically attractive. A woman who has beautiful feet, beautiful face, huge breasts, huge butt, beautiful legs and hands to me that’s physical beauty.

      • Guest

        “A woman who has beautiful feet, beautiful face, huge breasts, huge butt, beautiful legs and hands to me that’s physical beauty.”

        Just b/c it’s beautiful to you, does not mean it’s beautiful. Beauty is objective, and it’s no coincidence that society prefers tall, thin women w/ little, feminine muscles, who are lean and in shape – to the fat asses shown in this article. There’s a difference btw what some men find sexually attractive, and what is beautiful. Some men find ‘huge butts’ and ‘huge breasts’ ‘beautiful’ b/c they really enjoy how they feel during a sexual encounter – not b/c it looks better than someone who is lean, trim and in shape – it doesn’t. To them, bouncing off a tremendous layer of blubber and getting their sexual jollies, is more important than how the woman looks. Why on earth do you think every woman wants to look like a Victoria’s Secret model, yet some men have a fetish for fat butts, fat thighs, big breasts, etc.?

        If huge butted and huge boobed women w/ good feet LOL were considered beautiful, all of them would be earning millions of dollars as models LOL, but they’re not…models, who btw, all have small or medium sized, firm behinds and are lean, not fat asses like Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, etc.

        This is why any woman you ask, would prefer to be thin, lean and have a washboard abdomen, and little feminine muscles that requires discipline and work…yet some men, just don’t care what a woman looks like just as long as they feel like the pillow they are used to sleeping with. B/c women are concerned w/ physical beauty, and some men are just concerned w/ their own sexual satisfaction (though many men do have taste, and would be repulsed by the fat asses shown above).

        • PulloGorko102

          You don’t get it and all you are showing is your insecurity. There are thousands if not millions of beautiful women out there with big butts. You talk about beauty yet you have not given a definition of beauty. To me, beauty goes beyond the face which is still important. In regards to physical beauty, big butts, huge tatas, a nice face, beautiful feet and toes, beautiful hands are what define beauty. To each culture, the standard of beauty is different.

          Possibly to you, beauty is being anorexic, no boobs, no butt, just face. Beyonce and Kim Kardashian are not fat, Since you label them as so, I can only assume that 1. You are a very insecure woman 2. You are a man with insecurities.

          Quit spreading the false bullcrap of how society views beauty. What society? White American males? What percentage of the world are white American males?

          • Guest

            No, I never indicated I was ‘insecure’…no idea where you get that from.
            2nd, I did give a definition of beauty, saying that it is objective, and that most people in nearly every culture, value the same physical traits – taller over shorter, thinner over fatter, small waists, neither flat nor huge breasts and ass, clear skin, good (real) hair, youth, symmetry, etc. So no, objectively, ‘huge’ buttocks and breasts are not regarded as beautiful in most cultures. The only exceptions are those areas of the world (some parts of Africa and India for example), that value overweight and obesity, b/c it conveys wealth and says you are not poor and starving. But even there, fat and huge butted women, are more status symbols, not nec. symbols of beauty.
            3rd, I never said I value anorexic bodies…don’t know where you got that from. My avatar hardly indicates that, in fact, it indicates the opposite. Anorexics are not lean w/ great muscle definition, they have no muscle.
            4th, I said Beyonce and Kim Kardashian have fat asses, I did not say they are fat (although KK has had periods where she is actually obese in terms of body fat %). The two of them have excess fat/cellulite etc., which obscures their muscle development, if they even have any. They hardly workout.
            Lastly, society – like I said before – means every civilized culture (save impoverished 3rd world countries), value the same traits in physical female beauty – and excess fat is not listed as one of them LOL. The most desirable body shape for females, is a small waist, a low waist-hip ratio, and there is a complete deference for huge breasts and butts on women. The ideal is middle of the road, which is neither anorexic or J Lo. That’s why Victoria’s Secret Models are held up as the ideal beauty – b/c they are, the meet the requirements. I study this stuff, my degree was in Philosophy, where I studied the area of aesthetics. I know what I’m talking about.

          • PulloGorko102

            Civilized cultures? spare me the bull crap. There is no such thing in this world. No human culture is more “civil” than another. Again, you don’t provide solid concrete facts on what you think “the world admires as beautiful traits”. You are just shooting from your hip.

            All you are saying are things you think you find attractive, there is no scientific basis that that is what is deemed as beautiful in a world of 7 billion people. You don’t have factual evidence that backs up your claims. You have not gone to every country in the world and asked their entire population what they find beautiful.

            Part of what some ‘civilized’ cultures find beautiful is due to Western brainwashing. However, not every culture is brainwashed.

            Again, all you are sprouting is stuff of your OWN personal opinion. There are probably others who share your views, however, there is no scientific data that they are the majority.

          • Guest

            Civilized = not third world. Did you really need me to tell you that?
            2nd, correct. I did not provide solid, concrete facts on ‘what I think’, I provided them on facts. i am not shooting from my hip if I refer to studies, across cultures, from a huge population/sample pool. The studies I speak of on objective beauty have been done in every culture.

            Don’t know what to tell you, man or woman that you are…if you choose to find women who do not exercise, and carry excess fat, cellulite and stretch marks on their bodies, and say f*&^ the rest of the world – you’re prerogative – knock yourself out.

          • PulloGorko102

            What you know may not be “what is reality”. The World is a huge place and it is not just centered around your city, your state or your country. Studies are not always accurate either, because sometimes when people claim to study a country they study but a small population in amongst a particular group of people.

            What defines a country as civilized/third world? There is poverty everywhere. Some countries are better at covering it up than others due to false propaganda spread by western nations.

            Again, I don’t agree with any of your assessments bro/sis.

          • Guest

            If I know that studies tell us that thin and not fat is the ideal in female beauty, then I know that. Reality and the philosophical concept of reality, is a separate issue.
            I agree that the world is a huge place, and is not centered around ‘my city’ (which I never even mentioned) – that is why I refer to studies across cultures – not just ‘my city’ lol.
            If you do not know the difference btw 1st and 3rd world countries, I suggest you Google it. I don’t have time or the patience.
            Lastly, the facts I stated here are not my ‘assessments’, that’s why they are facts.

            P.S. Like you really need me and these studies and the rest of the world to tell you fat is not as attractive as someone who is lean and toned and in shape? Funny I don’t see you talking about how men should have nice, fat beer guts. If fat and huge were the ideal, fat and huge would apply to men too. Yet no man I know of wants excess body fat…interesting…:)

          • PulloGorko102

            We can just agree to disagree then in regards to what the ‘world’ views as the standard of beauty. The Western standard of beauty is more of an imposed thing through propaganda like Hollywood movies and media. The truth is everyone views beauty differently. There is no factual evidence that supports the claim that curvy and busty is viewed as beautiful or thin and not “fat” is the standard of beauty. It varies from individual to individual.

            Another thing is I don’t agree with what the western world defines as First World and Third World. I have been around the world enough to realise a lot of the bull crap being told to me on TV is untrue. As aforementioned, everywhere in the world has its poor and rich areas. Some people are filthy rich and some people are dirt poor. Neither of us (well maybe you are filthy rich,I certainly am not) make up that 1% of filthy rich.

          • Guest

            You can choose to disagree w/ the numerous studies that have been done on beauty across numerous cultures, time periods, etc. but unfortunately, that just makes you illogical if you choose not to acknowledge facts.

          • hn

            This is so true! If fat was considered attractive, men would be saying that they need to gain weight instead of getting ripped. Fat women are as unattractive as fat men, and Jenny and Beyonce and Kim KarTrashian are all fat asses, sorry to say it, and can’t hold a candle to a woman who is truly fit and healthy looking, some of the women on Tumblr Fitspo are just INCREDIBLE.

          • Guest

            Exactly, it’s most illogical to say that fat is ok, even attractive on women – yet not on men. Fat is fat. It is not attractive, and it is not healthy. In fact, I could argue that fat is not attractive BECAUSE it is not healthy. We as human beings are designed to recognize health as being attractive. Some people, however, are a product of our obese society, and think it is normal for a woman to be 28% body fat LOL. I blame Krispy Kreme haha.

          • PulloGorko102

            You both are illogical. Beyonce and Kim Kardashian are not even fat. I would like to know what glasses you both are wearing to distort your vision. They are by no means fat. Do you guys want me to link a picture of someone that is “fat”? Maybe then you guys will realise that it is high time to visit your local ophthalmologist.

    • JamesP

      BRILLIANT comment. Women from time memorial have wanted to be seen as beautiful, whereas men from time memorial have wanted to get lucky. Brilliant insight here.

  • Guest

    And the Nike is add w/ the woman complaining about her big butt, but saying it’s OK b/c it means she’s active, is a PC add for sure, meant to appeal to the majority of women since Nike knows most women today are overweight. Nike is smart.

  • DaveGinOly

    Where’s “nose warmer”?

  • Emily McCoy

    Sooo much body policing going on here. All body types are equally deserving of love and admiration. End of discussion.

  • Archvile

    This Article was pure crap !

  • David Haynes

    How the hell are there hardly and black women on here, where they are the queens of big asses and for years black women have gone through so much negative comments by those who are not black for having delicious big asses, and not to represent them now it is cool to have a big ass is makes this $hitty !!

  • bittersweet

    The author is trying to make herself feel good about being a lard ass. A nice round ass is always in fashion, but the big Kardashian Kottage cheese Kontainer is NOT attractive (Kim looks good from the front, but from the back and side view…not so much.)

    • hn

      True! A woman’s butt should be made of muscle, not blubber. A woman can have an Onion Butt w/out being covered in the cheese like Beyonce and Kim. Kim’s but however is made of silicone! covered in cottage cheese!

  • Jeff Riles

    this was pointless and lacked wit. if you don’t have anything to say, then at least be funny.

  • Jeff Riles

    this is what happens when you let 40 million Hispanics in our country over 40 years. thanks for changing the character of our nation.

    • PulloGorko102

      Before you continue with your stupid racist ephitets, just remember the hispanics got here before you guys. Not only that, you took half of their fricken land and you think you have the right to speak? Learn your own American history before you speak. Go back to school.

  • dcaseng .

    LOL. It’s great to see big asses FINALLY appreciated by more people. It’s mostly American WHITE people that think flat, scrawny asses on bony stick figured women is attractive.
    Guess what, It’s NOT.

    • disqus_GctCs3AVfy

      Actually, not many white people like flat asses, that’s usually a defense mechanism by big, fat black women to make themselves feel better about their too large behinds (calling others with normal size behinds ‘flat’). Granted, some do have flat behinds, but most white people don’t find that attractive. They find small, lean, muscular, fat free, toned as hell ‘onions’ great. This is the kind of ass a woman gets with weight training, as opposed to Twinkie training. Fat donkadonks, like Kim K’s and Beyonce’s and J Lo’s – with cellulite and stretch marks – are ‘throw uppish’. But, everyone deserves love, beautiful or ugly.

      • PulloGorko102

        that’s true, give me Cherokee D’azz anyday of the week.

  • john

    shit ima be straight up….i like big butts and i cannot lie

  • Jackie

    Look guys, yeah its alright to have a big butt, but its also alright to have a small butt. Some of us are just born with small butts and we can’t help it, but that doesn’t mean having a larger bottom is a bad thing. I guess I’m trying to say butts of all shapes and sizes are great, whatever your preference. You shouldn’t shame anyone for the size of their behind.

  • Ronnie

    Thats 5 minutes of my life I want back.

  • Jeffrey Coley

    Uses for big booties:

    Pooping. Sitting.

    That is all.

    • she is what she is!

      gays..don’t get it!

      lol

      • JamesP

        If you are female, and overweight, it is probably insecurity that makes you call all men who don’t like women with fat derrieres ‘gay’. If you are a man, whatever rocks your boat dude.

        But, the US has become a nation of fat women and men, and the Fat PC movement is just another ‘cloak’ for many women’s fat ‘insecurities’. They guise their pain in attacking others for not being ‘PC’ enough, to find them and their fat derriere’s lovely & desirable. Interesting approach, but it doesn’t really work. Attacking people won’t make them find you and your fat beautiful. You can’t argue or insult your way into people finding you beautiful, period.

        • she is what she is!

          HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

          HAHHAHAHHA

          • JamesP

            So how much weight do you have to lose ma’am?

  • disqus_xVdRmwkQm6

    i like big butts, but that article was kinda stupid

  • JoeD

    Too bad this retard didn’t read the entire Oxford study. It merely states that if you’re going to be fat it’s better to have the fat in your ass and thighs. It does not state that it is healthier than being thin!!!!

  • Akili

    I have been black my whole life and we brothers have always appreciated a healthy derriere..

  • Shirl Ghoul

    Smarter? Sure, cos ass-oogling men “reely liek dem smart womenz”. Not smarter, but probably lazier.
    As for the crowd-parting argument, that’s why I carry a long straight pin. Your fat ass won’t know what hit it.

  • SidStaf12

    LOL I get it that some ethnic groups like fat butts, but to those that want to claim them as classy and elegant? Nah. There is nothing elegant, haughty, sophisticated, classy and haute couture about a short woman with a fat behind. Leave that to the hip hop vids and porn, not to the woman that define culture and beauty and fashion, like Iman, Christy Turlington, Princess Diana and Natasha Poly.

  • jjones154

    Phat ass, big booty, etc, etc…all slang words from black culture, yet it seems everyone else is the expert on definitions. What makes things even more disturbing is the fact that like big lips and brown skin, these physical traits were anathema to western society and used to degrade and slander and entire people. Suddenly coco, kim kardashian, and miley cirus are the poster girls. What’s next? white dudes claiming dreadlocks?! lmao!

  • JamesP

    The above women just look like women who exercise very little and eat very much. I’d have to pass on all of them, thank you.

  • AZ-Pete

    I guess PC instead of calling them lard asses

  • shizzat

    I love phat asses!! I wont even look at a woman with a skinny ass. Eww!! Doggie style looks terrible on a girl with a skinny ass, all boney…Yuk!! Give me bubbly phat cheeks any day, I love it!! It makes a woman look like a woman. Curves = woman, no curves = teenager looking…

  • Jeff McLeroy

    When you showed Miley, I clicked off. Seriously? Fucking retards

  • Alvin Mitchell

    It nothing like a big ass a nice big ass give me a big ass any day I like big ass and I cant not lie!

  • http://xhamster.com doubtNU

    It is true, big booty girls do like the back door humping!

  • Captjdempsey

    What’s funny is that, I have a female friend who is tiny but she has a bubble. It looks fantastic and I wouldn’t mind gripping that thing, but she told me that for years she had wanted a donk and she actually wishes she had a partner with all that meat. She also says that deep down inside most petite women want that big booty. My take on it is …as long as it has that roundness and not just big and misshapen.

  • BayouCityBobby

    Don’t forget they’ll be the first to ripple with cellulite and remind you that a big fat ass is just the start of a big fat gorilla attached. Fat = fat = cellulite = you can keep your twerking baby mama – I’ll live through fit women and royal bloodlines ty

  • chanctob

    Number 26, for motivation, she said, kiss my ass. Now when is she bending over and where is that line forming!

  • Ronin

    Cyrus doesn’t have a big booty, or looks, for that matter.