Awesome Uses For Big Booties

Introduction: Awesome Uses For Big Booties

Introduction: Awesome Uses For Big Booties

I was born with a big booty and I can attest to the fact that I have been frequently made fun of for it. For anyone who is self conscious about your butt, this is the article for you. Haters are gonna hate, but we can prove to them that it’s better to have a big booty than a small one.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

No. 28 For making Yoga look better.

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People with tiny butts wouldn't know how to pull off a downward dog like people with a big butt. The posture with the big booty makes us look like Yoga Pros.

No. 27 A Gown Filler

No. 27 A Gown Filler

No. 27 A Gown Filler

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Gowns just look better with a big booty filler... Duh.

No. 26 For Motivation

No. 26 For Motivation

No. 26 For Motivation

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Reading this quote is enough to give any girl with a big badonk-a-donk motivation AND pride.

No. 25 Dancing

No. 25 Dancing

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It's easier and more fun to dance when you have a big butt. Shake it all over and everyone's eyes will be on you.

No. 24 A Grabber

No. 24 A Grabber

No. 24 A Grabber

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Let's face it, men need something to grab and hold on to. Catch my drift?

No. 23 A Thinker

No. 23 A Thinker

No. 23 A Thinker

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Yes, a thinker. People with big butts are proven to be smarter and healthier! A study at Oxford University showed that women with a phat butt were less likely to get diabetes, since they are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. It also showed that they are more likely to be intelligent.

No. 22 A Hiding Place

No. 22 A Hiding Place

No. 22 A Hiding Place

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If you're in a bind and looking to hide something small, what better place than between your two cheeks? Don't act like you haven't thought of this before...

No. 21 Fart Deflector

No. 21 Fart Deflector

No. 21 Fart Deflector

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Embarrassed to pass gas in public? Girls with bigger butts shouldn't be! Though it isn't 100% guaranteed, a bigger butt can lessen the sound of a fart. Crop dust away ladies!

No. 20 Twerk Machine

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No. 20 Twerk Machine

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Love twerking or hate it, everyone can attest to the fact that a chick with a big booty does it better. If you ever find yourself in a twerk-off, shake what your mama gave ya. There’s no way you can lose.

No. 19 Saddle

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No. 19 Saddle

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If you’re a horseback rider, you know that saddles can be super expensive. If you are blessed with a big butt, there’s no need for a saddle. Ride the horse bareback and you will feel no pain.

No. 18 Seat Saver

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No. 18 Seat Saver

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If you need to save a seat for a friend and don’t have a jacket or anything else to use as a seat holder, why not just use your butt? If it’s big, you will have more than enough junk to save two seats rather than one.

No. 17 Door Closer

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No. 17 Door Closer

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When you have your hands full and can’t shut the pesky door, you can use your butt to close the door behind you. Sure, a small butt could do the same thing, but a big butt has a bigger radius and will allow you to shut the door from farther away.

No. 16 Hand Warmer

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No. 16 Hand Warmer

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Sitting on your hands is a great way to keep them warm, especially if you have a big booty. The heat from your bum will radiate to your hands and make you feel like you’re enjoying a hot summer day.

No. 15 Crowd Seperator

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No. 15 Crowd Seperator

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If you’re going somewhere in a hurry and there is a large crowd, use your butt as a bumper. You can knock people out of the way and fight your way through the crowd. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

No. 14 Shock Absorber

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No. 14 Shock Absorber

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This comes into play a lot if you live in the Midwest where the weather is icy. If you’ve ever taken a tumble and landed on your butt, you’ll notice that it doesn’t hurt as much if you have some padding. Ask a person who has fallen and doesn’t have any junk in their trunk. They will agree.

No. 13 Cannon Ball Detonator

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No. 13 Cannon Ball Detonator

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It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the bigger the booty, the bigger the cannon ball. If you’re looking to prank someone or get an enemy wet, cannonball into the water and make sure your butt hits first. The water will go up like a tidal wave.

No. 12 Sled

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No. 12 Sled

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Sledding is childish but it is also a fun event that we can still partake in in our adult lives. If you’re on the spot and don’t have a sled, go ahead and slide down the hill with your bare butt. If you've got the meat to cover it, it won’t hurt!

No. 11 Jean Filler

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No. 11 Jean Filler

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I don’t know about you, but I hate it when girls can’t fill in the butts of their jeans. A pair of jeans is meant to be filled out and the butt of the jeans is no exception. Let’s face it, jeans just look better when you have a booty to fill them out. Nobody likes a saggy butt.

No. 10 Bug Killer

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No. 10 Bug Killer

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Who wants to kill nasty spiders and other bugs with their hands? If you’re in a bind and you need to kill a nasty critter, just go ahead and sit your big booty on it. It’ll be an easier clean-up all around!

No. 9 Dog Bed

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No. 9 Dog Bed

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Dogs love to snuggle up to their owner. I can attest to the fact that my dog always uses my butt as a bed and he falls asleep like a baby. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself.

No. 8 Kim Kardashian’s Butt Double

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No. 8 Kim Kardashian’s Butt Double

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In the rare event that Kim Kardashian gets into acting, she may need a butt double for some scenes. This would be the perfect moment for you to launch into the spotlight and start your acting career. Maybe other leading ladies need a butt double too? Do you know where we can submit an application?

No. 7 Weapon

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No. 7 Weapon

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Yes, you heard me right. A weapon! If someone tries to come after you, you can bump them away with your big butt. You’d be surprised how powerful a butt can be when you push someone away with it.

No. 6 Man Magnet

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No. 6 Man Magnet

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We’ve all heard the term “He’s a butt guy”. Use your ASSets to reel in a man by wearing tight pants and showing off your round butt. Boys will go nuts over this.

No. 5 Shield

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No. 5 Shield

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A big booty can be a great shield against any unwanted predators or enemies. If someone is trying to throw something at you, simply shield the rest of your body with "dat ass".

No. 4 Pillow

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No. 4 Pillow

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Ever since I was a child, my sister would ask if she could use my butt as a cushion. She swore it was more comfortable than her own feather pillow. I’m glad I was able to provide comfort for a loved one. You should loan your butt out to someone you love and offer them a place to lay their head and gather their thoughts.

No. 3 Drum

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No. 3 Drum

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A big booty drum is the best thing to play Babaloo on since Ricky Ricardo’s trusty bongos. Sure, you could play drums on a small booty, but the sound will not be the same as the sweet tunes on a big booty.

No. 2 Bottle Holder

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No. 2 Bottle Holder

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This one may sound a little strange, but I can assure you that you can wedge a bottle between your cheeks if you got some junk in your trunk. When would this come in handy, you ask? Well, this can come in handy watching TV in your own living room. Tell your boyfriend he can use your butt as a holder for his beer. He will be very impressed.

No. 1 Cushion

No. 1 Cushion

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Forget about bringing a seat cushion into a sporting event. A big booty makes for a great seat cushion. Not only do you not have to worry about remembering to bring your trusty seat cushion, you'll also save some cash since you don’t have to buy one.

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  • Mr. 9

    A big bootie is where I insert my purple-headed warrior.

    • ANGEL94928

      Yes ! Yes . . . that’s “really -EXTRA ‘special’ !
      Thank you for “sharing” ! : (

    • Purple head penetrator 2000000

      anon purple head warrior’s unite!

    • farlo

      EXACTLY. That should have been NUMBER ONE use.

    • Barry Blows

      SO DOES TRIGGER and RIN TIN TIN!!!!!!

      • Martine

        OMG!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!! Thats…..kinky.

  • Bernard Walker

    bottle line ” extra tips” check casher” rum sponge” iced cream social ” bunt cake” spice apples . Now can you bring it butta butta while the cat walk goes by jigga jigga

  • John Claude di Ronaldi

    Big butts are the best. Women who ask if their butt looks too big are ignorant. Jeans need to bill filled out A butt cannot be too big it is natural and you are healthy

  • oliver durgen

    i love big butts. just like guys like big tits, although i’m not of the ladder, they are both primal remnants related to procreation.

    by the way. women set all standards for physical beauty. and its women who ridicule other women. and women arent really interested in what men think about their physique, they are more interested in what other women think. this too, is nature, not society.

    women have also created and maintain the double standard. men dont care if women are sluts, just as long as they dont step out on them. its women who condemn an shun other women for being perceived as “slutty” or whatever. again, this is nothing more that natures competition for survival and procreation.

    • Elliot

      You “love big butts, just like guys like big tits, although…you are not of “the ladder”?? First of all, Isn’t’ that something you climb? Also, I assumed by your name you were a guy, but I guess not since, unlike guys that like big tits, you are something else that loves big butts. Maybe you love big butts on guys? Maybe you love big butts on guys climbing ladders? Hahaha

      • oliver durgen

        brilliant! you’ve changed my mind about everything. That was your point right. to set me straight? well, congratulations, i’m now your humble follower. oh master!

        please, proof read this comment on the bottom of a website that 3 turds will read. It is very important. get back to me as soon as you can. I can’t stand the thought of a misspelling again. I can barely sleep at night as it is with all these grammatical errors destroying the goodness that is the world wide web. oh dear lord!

        • fuck you

          Holy crap, are you autistic?

        • Purple head penetrator 2000000

          You have thoroughly proven beyond a doubt that you’re ignorant.

          A wise man once said ,” Better to be thought a fool then to, open your mouth a remove all doubt”.
          You definatley fulfilled the latter hahahahahahahahaahhaha rofl jjkjkjkjkjkjkjk lololololoolloololololoollooolloooolollllolooloolololollololololololololo

    • themaskedmarvel

      Mmmm, primal remnants……

      I’m both of the former and ladder kind….

      • oliver durgen

        lot of vocabulary students in here.

        do any of you have anything poignant or interesting to say? or do you just like stroking your tiny little ego’s by pointing out the flaws of others?

        how utterly pathetic.

        • Ian

          sounds condescending, but i should say, ive been routing for you this whole time ive been reading the comments to im sorry

        • Martine

          Just let it go. You lost. And he is being hilarious, not mistaking ladder and later.

    • Foresight

      Nope, you’re wrong. I don’t want a slut, nor do I like modelly looking women…too skinny. I’m glad women shun other women who sleep around. Those women become numb to the senses of a real relationship after a while. The same is true for guys who sleep around. The magic dissipates far quicker as the number of partners goes up. Also, women don’t set the sttandards, I set the standards based on what I saw in the country I grew up in and the people I hung out with.

      • oliver durgen

        you dont want a “former” slut because you are shallow and insecure. other people aren’t extensions of you. your not the center of the universe.

        if you only knew how promiscuous women really are it would frighten your fragile, yet pathetically macho ego.

        dont be naive. you’ll just end up murdering your wife when you find out the things shes done in her past.

        you set the standards for women’s appearance? lol! you set the standard for stupidity.

        the “magic”? lol! that ideology of yours is going to lead to nothing but failed relationships and frustration. you can’t possibly be of legal drinking age.

        I have no other choice but to assume that you are religious. the ignorance, the sheltered view, the intolerance. its all there. thump thump!

        • John

          I think you need to chill out. Attacking religious views and others’ opinions…that’s kinda sad. He didn’t even mention religion at all; don’t know why you even brought that up. Regardless, people are entitled to their opinions, no need to insult them personally or make assumptions about them. I don’t really care much for feminism, but some women take it a little too far, I think you’re really exemplifying that.
          Also, don’t worry so much when people mention your grammar; they’re not making fun of you, just joking around. :)

        • Foresight

          I don’t think I have ever seen someone be so wrong on all counts as much as you. Perhaps your extreme narrow-mindedness on the way the world works and people think has led you to these beliefs. Maybe you should hang around slightly more cultured people for a change before you make your false assumptions.

          First and foremost, I am not religious whatsoever. Many people often tie this in with cannabis-users, bar-frequenters, promiscuity, and anarchists. So, just because I don’t conform to these ideals I must be religious? You show how very little you know about the world.

          I was quite the opposite of sheltered as a child. I grew up in an Eastern European country, and then came to the U.S. where I spent the rest of my childhood in Queens and Brooklyn. The friends I made were anything but sheltered either. During this time, and well after, I was exposed to so many people that had similar thoughts such as you, (though you alone seem to be the embodiment of all of their ignorance), each one with deep-seated issues of their own.

          I knew several formerly promiscuous females in my time. I was even dating one for some time. The full extent of her past ventures was revealed to me well before we got together, so there was no surprise like you might be thinking. While we were together, she was fiercely loyal the whole time, (she even cut off many of her previous connections, even though I told her not to), and revealed to me that she was finally happy in life after many, many years of sadness. In fact, most if not all of these promiscuous females I knew were troubled and seeking something with their actions. Something which they somehow could never find no matter how many times they hooked up.

          You see, one thing does hold true with such women. They are lacking something else. Usually self-respect. And with it, the willpower to do anything meaningful in their lives, something they can be proud of. That is why, after some time, they start to look for a man which will be their source of will-power, so that they can stop hating themselves so much. This may make them happy, but doesn’t solve the source of the problem. And this problem will manifest to the rest of the family, (when and it the family forms), including the children. And the vicious cycle starts again. You must know this pattern well, as it rings true to your ears too.

          And another thing, I set the standards of beauty for myself. It’s simple because I know it when I see it. I don’t need fashion magazines or other girls to tell me who’s hot or not. In fact, I would disagree with many of them. For example, in my eyes Megan Fox is incredibly ugly, while Natalie Portman is drop-dead gorgeous.

        • Martine

          Wow. Can you stop putting words in other peoples mouth?! He is obviously saying that he is setting the standard of women appearance for what he likes himself, not the entire world.
          And you think only a religious person would not want their partner to be a former slut? Sorry, but NO. Not all women are promiscuous and hiding it. How the HELL do you think you know everything there is to know about all women, anyhow? Talk about a big ego. I know a few women who had no sexual experiences before they married, and they all have extremely successful relationships, with very well adjusted children, many of whom followed their example. In fact the best marriages I know are of that model. Please stop projecting. You sound immature and ignorant.

      • farlo

        what country are you from? Kazahstan. Where man sleep with goat, just like own sister.

        • Foresight

          Nope, not from there. Never heard of such a custom either. And it’s “Kazakhstan”, by the way.

      • Barry Blows

        NO NI^^ER LOVERS NEED APPLY—-

        • Foresight

          Not too sure what you are trying to say with this at all. Please revise.

        • Raymond Marshall

          you hate NIGGERS?? is it because you are afraid we will breed you out of existence? fuck you…Barry Blows yea you do blow you are anti american and should not have even posted…stupid to let the world know how ignorant you are….

          • Guest

            America is un American right now. So what does it matter?

        • Raymond Marshall

          your life is a waste

        • Martine

          It was nice to have the conversation be un-racial. So few things are these days. And that picture is very, very disturbing due to the monkey corpse. I would rather not have seen it.

    • Martine

      Maybe you should stop talking for all people. It sounds really ignorant. And what do you mean you like big butts? On whom? If it was totally up to women, then big rolls of stomach fat would be probably be considered lovely. Most women definitely care what men think of their appearance. At least the type of men they like. Most women think that model looking women are pretty. Most men think hourglass shaped girls are pretty. The standard is obviously somewhere in the middle, and peoples personal preferences are all over the place. Every man I know cares if the person they are with is slutty, and not just because of the possibility of them cheating. Most men want well mannered partners, who do not dress or act too provocatively in public. Same as most women would not want a guy that wore extremely revealing clothing. Its normal to want your partner to dress and act with elegance, because their actions reflect on you. Most people don’t like trashy.
      You need to get off that ladder; The air up there is thin, and its killing off your brain cells.

    • PulloGorko102

      Umm I like Big Butts, Big Tits, nice feet and nice legs. Gimme this African warrior the whole package.

  • GregCz

    Big butts doggie style are so much fun.

    • T Baich

      who could possibly give this comment a thumbs down? two thumbs way up!!

      • Irving Hancock

        an uptight ole hag who loves the standard missionary

      • Martine

        Someone that thinks a fat woman bending over is not a sight that turns them on? In the words of a friend of mine, looking over at a large assed lady sitting at a table nearby, and polishing off everything on her plate…
        “I bet her *private parts* look like a pot roast if *viewed from behind*”
        I am paraphrasing for politeness.

    • notrustgovt

      More cushion for the pushin’.

    • TGiovani

      Big butts are always fun no matter what the position. The weirdos who like flat asses are the ones who secretly wish women looked like teenage boys.

      • Scammer Slammer

        butts like Lopez’s are mighty fine but that Kardass bee itches huge fat ass is enough to make a skunk puke. If you like that sheet, keep it….
        BTW flat asses are not attractive to anyone, but if the girl is otherwise nice or sweet or attractive to you then keep your face in the front and appreciate she’s not making fun of you for being bald toothless or having a gut or flat ass yourself .
        Just examples nothing personal

      • oogieboogiewoman

        hey, hey our flat butted sisters are entitled to love and adoration too! No need to put anyone down for the way their born.

        • Whoa Jackson

          some people love flat butts…

          my best friend’s philosophy “I like my girls 4 meals from death”

          • Martine

            Or rather healthy. The more weight you have on you, the harder your heart has to work. Thinner people live longer.

          • RevG

            I always preferred ones that I could wrap my hands around and grab hold of.
            Big booties show the females are lazy and have no care what they look like.

          • Likewaterforchoc

            Lies you tell. Genetics often play a part in they way a woman’s body is shaped. If women with curvaceous backsides run in your family (as it does mine), then you will end up with a bigger butt and I work out at least 4 times a week.

          • PulloGorko102

            Exactly true, I prefer my women with that big backside the bigger the booty, the better.

          • PulloGorko102

            That’s a bunch of BS and you know it. Genetics dictates whether a woman has a big butt or not. You sound like a jealous woman

          • Christine

            My butt is big, and I promise, it’s round and shapely. I do hours of yoga, HIIT, and CrossFit. Mine is round and muscular, with a little softness to it. Skinny girls don’t own the market on shape ;)

          • PulloGorko102

            Dang I would love to umm I will be a gentleman and not say anything, I would definitely love to never mind youwould get mad at me.

          • Christine

            LOL. It’s only recently bigger butts are desired.

          • Justice0501

            Read a history book, moron.

          • Christine

            Moron? Wow, that’s a great argument. Since you called me a moron, I have no desire to follow your demand.

          • PulloGorko102

            No, I have always desired them. I have always loved it when a woman with a big rear would come up to me in a dance club and put it you know where, my mind would fall in a trance because it felt good. Ok enough, you probably don’t like me talking about this stuff :)

          • Justice0501

            Nice promotion of annorexia. Like there’s not enough promotion of being skinny in this world. Btw, a muscular, shapely bottom isn’t going to make your heart work harder. Fucking fool.

          • Anthony Taylor

            LMAO!!!!

      • Whoa Jackson

        I agree. Having sex with a girl with no curves …would be like doing it with a dude.

        • Anthony Taylor

          No…doing it with a dude is like doing it with a dude. Regardless of what kind of body you like or don’t like on a woman she still has the all important vagina.

          • Whoa Jackson

            I guess so. I enjoy a big ass …

          • Anthony Taylor

            Nothing wrong with that. I’m a boob guy myself but I definitely love a woman with the “total package” of boobs, ass and curves. I’m just saying don’t knock the women that don’t have curves, they are still worthy of a roll in the bed.

          • Matunga

            I fully agree. A woman is a woman.

          • RevG

            In that case you would jump on Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer ? EWE

          • RevG

            My brother in law used to say there is no such thing as a bad lay. Yeah I discovered he was full of $hit

          • Olga Kim

            “Uuuhh duh..I guess so. I enjoy a big ass…”

            Aping you (mockingly).

          • Whoa Knows

            whatevs… don’t really care.

          • RevG

            And then again that all important vagina can be either a toned legged female with a grip or a fat chick with a bottomless pit.

          • Anthony Taylor

            That’s a misconception. A woman can be fit as hell and have the loosest, most used up vagina in town. And a fat woman can have the tightest hole you could ever cram your junk into. Its not the size of the woman that dictates how big her vag will be. It’s mostly how many dudes have been up in there or how many kids she’s pumped out.

          • Justice0501

            No… doing it with a girl with no curves would be like a dude that had a sex change. Stop defending your closet homosexuality.

          • Anthony Taylor

            Your the one that thinks having sex with any women is similar to having sex with a tranny. So clearly I’m not the closet homosexual here.

        • Martine

          No. Fat dudes have plenty of curves. In fact its a lot harder to tell the gender of fat people apart. Thin, leggy elegant girls do NOT look like dudes. They look beautiful.

          • Whoa Knows

            different strokes for different folks..

          • Martine

            Exactly. In the end, there is a lot more to love about people then their tail end big or small, I guess.

          • RevG

            For short guys it’s when you are toes to toes your nose is in it, when you are head to head you toes are in it.

      • Martine

        Different types of guys like different types of girls. For example…if you look like Rachel Weiss…you end up with Daniel Craig…if you look like Victoria Beckham you end up with David Beckham. If you look like Kim Kardashian you end up with Kanye West. Personally, I prefer preppy clean cut guys, so i guess I had better start dieting right away. I think its pretty tacky of you to put up an article suggesting there is only one type of “correct” woman.

      • Merrimacke

        What? Seriously? What if I said that folk who like women with shaven pubic hair are secretly pedophiles huh? And that women who called there “lovers” “daddy” or “papi” have some sort of secret feelings of wanting to be prepubescent again to be dominated by a protected adult? As if they had “daddy” issues? So all those that like women with “Brazilian” waxes are fantasizing about little girls, especially if they like short women.

        _
        Now onto that whole IQ thing.
        If they want to talk about intelligence (IQ) than what about race or height? Don’t even think about saying that it has to do with conditioning or poverty because the Russians had slavery 3 times longer than the blacks, and even blacks that are high class score the same as the poorer ones, and poor white and Asians score as high as there richer brethren. Also height also plays a role in IQ, nope, it’s not about food either.

      • Merrimacke

        What? Seriously? What about all those men that get all icky when it comes to females having pubescent hair? Are they secretly or latently pedophiles? Do women who have waxes or say words like “daddy” or “papi” have weird fetishes?
        _
        And the whole IQ thing was very insensitive. What if people were so frank about IQ when it came to race and height?

    • Martine

      Yeah…but thin girls can actually wrap their legs around you. Thick stumpy girls can’t. Every type of shape has advantages.

      • PulloGorko102

        Thick girls can wrap their legs around you, who told you they can’t?

    • Be Walters

      That’s what your boyfriend says? :)

  • Stuart

    We call it a PUSHIN CUSHIN.

  • ShadowBurn

    #20 “bottle holder”

    daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyumm look at all that ….

    Makes me wanna dive in face first like cookie monster on a binge.

  • butt boom

    cant resist these pictures

  • Cerebriac

    I’m one of the guys out there that LOVES a big, round, firm bootie. They are the best!

  • themaskedmarvel

    “Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round……”

    How many of you were disappointed that you weren’t treated to more pics of big butts?
    I know i was……

    • Farva55

      There’s nothing about this article that disappoints me.

      • themaskedmarvel

        That’s good to know…..

      • Purple head penetrator 2000000

        Are you perhaps a purple headed warrior ?

  • Arshad Sherif, M.A., M.Ed.

    One of the most desirable aspects of a woman’s bottom is seeing some part of it when you are not supposed to see any part of it at all. Sometimes the top of the butt-crack is revealed. It is called the sacrum or the coccyx. But a woman can have a very significant portion of her butt exposed and be completely unaware. To witness the early portion of the butt-divide is incredibly exciting for a man. This happens most often for women who fulfill two requirements: 1) She is wearing jeans. 2) She has a big butt.

    Jeans, more than any other type of pants, tend to pull hard on a woman’s butt. And the bigger the butt, the harder the pull. Women endowed with big butts need to know that when they are sitting down in jeans they can be revealing a lot more than they wish to reveal.

    I have noticed that girls are much more conscious about this problem than women. Girls are much more likely to be aware when they are exposed and to quickly cover themselves up. Normally they do this by pulling up their jeans or pulling down their sweater. Not sure why girls are more sensitive to this type of exposure than women. Maybe they are more sensitive to the flow of air on those parts that should not have been exposed in the first place. Or maybe when women reach a certain age they are more willing to let men have their way.

    And contrary to what many believe, summer doesn’t offer more of an opportunity to see a woman’s butt. Although some women certainly give us a full view of it on the beach. But off the beach, the shorts they wear pretty much cover all that there is to cover. We do, of course, get to see the legs and the feet in the summer. And to many men, legs and feet are no less sexy than a woman’s butt. But in the fall and winter, the gravitational pull of heavy cotton jeans on a big butt can give a view more exciting than the shorts of summer.

    But when all is said and done, the most interesting question of all as regards the female bottom is this: At what age does a girl begin to have a bottom that men find desirable? Surely the answer is not 18. Or anywhere near 18.

    • CarbonaNotGlue

      White girls about 11 .. black girls sometimes younger.

      • Arshad Sherif, M.A., M.Ed.

        I think you missed a zero at the end. Yes, 110 is about right. But if you want to put a decimal point before the zero, I am still with you.

      • Dawn

        Sick fuck

        • Merrimacke

          Is he? I mean in some parts of the USA the age of consent is 16, and in the past, even in the USA, the age of consent was lower. Many folk in the past married as younger teanagers. It is not that far fetched to say that folk who are younger teenagers are attractive, since they are starting puberty, and that there may be aging differences between folk; which would mean folk truly are different. I think it would be best to wait until you’re out of adolescenthood before having sex, or at least be married; though I think it’s always best to save for it. Of course I’m not saying abuse is okay.

      • Raymond Marshall

        sick ass dude!

    • Dawn

      pervert

    • Nonsense

      pedo

  • Gamby

    Bigger da cushion mo betta da pushin

    • ANGEL94928

      That’s a “special” comment, SICKO !

      • Gamby

        Why, all us guys and some women know a big cushion is of mo betta pushin

  • Farva55

    LOL!

  • efe

    I’ve got an awsome use for my big bootie.. taking a shit.

  • Steve Gallegos

    They stink, and smells like being around a group of diary cows? How do they find a toilet seat to fit on?

  • Jake P

    Can I have the last 2 minutes of my life back?
    By the way, i dream of what it would feel like to have KK’s luscious wet cheeks sliding up and down on my johnson

  • Acadia

    Who makes fun of girls with big booties…. certainly no man, we try to bang them … what world does this author live on,

    • TGiovani

      Let’s put it this way: Four out of five men prefer women with big butts. The fifth guy prefers the other four men.

      • RevG

        I prefer a woman with a tight round butt and a slim waist. I don’t care about big breasts, more than a mouthful is a waste. But giant junk in the trunk is not a contestant, are has it been, when I was younger.

    • Christine

      I have been. It’s more popular now to have a booty, than in the past, but I’ve been called a fat ass by men…

  • Acadia

    Great gunga munga!

  • Martine

    I’m a bit over the whole hip hop standard of good looks. A big ass, squat legs, and all that. I think I would rather look more elegant and more leggy. Maybe the average “brother” won’t be impressed. But then thats not the sort of guy I want. To each their own.

    • Nonsense

      Sounds a little racist or at least very problematic to say that women with big butts are not elegant. M. Obama has a big one is probably more elegant that you will ever be, also probably smarter, more intelligent, successful, and wealthy than you will ever be. I know several lawyers, doctors, and ivy league PhDs with big butts, so please.

      • Bewitched40

        Amen! Who says having a “nice, round, juicy one” isn’t ELEGANT?? It’s all in how it is presented!!! LOL.. Soooo, if you have a flat ass you are Elegant??? PLLLEEASE!

        • Bonnie

          The majority of white women have normal & perfect azzes considering the way our maker intended us to be built. Black women have perfect large ones the way God intended them to be built. Calling a nice round tight white butt flat just because its attached to a white person, Look up the definition of flat. There are few white women with a flat ass! That discription is something only black women say when they compare it to their own very large one,
          I mean two. Hows it feel to be insulted?

    • farlo

      Sounds like Martine doesn’t have an ass, sorry fat bootys will always draw attention, hip hop or not.

    • Raymond Marshall

      and what do you mean squat legs…Beyonce does not have squat legs and her ass is awesome,,,Toni Braxton’s ass is Magnificent and she is not SQUAT….you are stereo typing and being a

  • thefermiparadox

    A booty can never be to big. I love a big ass. Most guys do except for some dudes that prefer anorexic girls. It’s a display of fertility and youth/health. Sexual Selection over time. Oliver is right in his comments below mine. The really interesting thing in Selection and Evolution is how this is all about fitness & reproduction and not really at the conscious level. It’s all working at the subconscious level with thousands of years of evolution at work. Yet even knowing how round butts were selected (sexual selction & individual fitness) for and the primal instinct reason at work, we really do fine the onion bootys attractive & delicious and a light would go on in certain parts of our brain if hooked up to an MRI. Quit amazing

    The Science I found: Round butts (woman) evolved to be desirable trait because they provide a visual indication of the woman’s youth and fertility. They signal the presence of estrogen and the presence of sufficient fat stores for pregnancy and lactation. Additionally, the buttocks give an indication of the shape and size of the pelvis, which impacts reproductive capability. Since development and pronunciation of the buttocks begins at menarche and declines with age, full buttocks are also a symbol of youth. Buttocks is the primary sexual presentation site in primates and well you know we are the hairless bipedal self aware ape.

    • FAT X

      We are not apes you big retard. Anyone who believes in evolution is a numb nuts!

      • FAT X IS A MORON

        FAT X you “That doesn’t have anything to do with being racist. The average white person does have a flat ass…that’s factual. Racism is when you lie to make yourself feel better about an attribute you hate. The white people who do have butts are mixed with black.”
        Just so you know buddy saying big butts only origin from black decent is not only moronic but quite sad you actually believe this horse shit, Spend less time on goggle looking up false facts then trying act like you know something here.

        • Sugarstarzkill

          Damn, I already rebutted (haha) that comment, but this guy is just an all around moron. Either that or trolling. It’s sad when you can’t even tell. It’s depressing to know that people *that stupid* actually exist.

      • FAT X IS AN IDOIT

        First of all. The ape is right and second of all your an idoit. e.e

      • disqus_zn050pDY1Z

        Anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution is an uneducated idiot.

    • Merrimacke

      I’m kinda skeptical about this science or at least the big booty craze.
      People of different classes and areas do prefer different builds, and having fat, period, is a sign of fertility, I doubt it needs to be distributed mostly in the buttocks.
      Me, I prefer females who don’t have the big ones.
      We all know that what many men want is doggystyle sex. Which is why they want a large butt. However wouldn’t that negate some of the purposes of having pubescent hair? It seems like de-evolution to me. Also the butt features are sort of passed to sons too; I doubt the hips play as much of a role on how the buttocks looks.

      • PulloGorko102

        You sound like someone jealous of big booties. I bet you are a female with no booty. Look, there is nothing wrong with having no booty, but don’t go hating on women that do. I would love to have some big booty cheeks on my area.

        • Merrimacke

          Some of the stuff I said sounded hateful, very off, and angry. Which I was being.
          I changed it.

          • PulloGorko102

            It’s ok, people hate as a result of jealously. That’s where the term haters is coined from.

      • thefermiparadox

        You’re right size preference does change slightly by culture. There is a chart of this on Wikipedia.

  • Westerplatte88

    Honky tonk badonk a donk… whoever said white girls don’t have booty is a racist moron. Come down and your be made the fool. Nothing like tite Wranglers and Levis.

    • FAT X

      That doesn’t have anything to do with being racist. The average white person does have a flat ass…that’s factual. Racism is when you lie to make yourself feel better about an attribute you hate. The white people who do have butts are mixed with black.

      • Bewitched40

        … not mixed with “black”… but blessed with a GREAT back side! ;) Like they said, “don’t be hatein’!!!!!!!” LOL

      • matt

        not a race thing, its just a weight thing.
        What yall decide to make of that is up to you, but aint touching on it any further! (hmm, seems appropriate to say, that’s what she said all the sudden).

      • Sugarstarzkill

        What?! I can assure you, I’m white as snow and have a fucking awesome rear end. And I’m not fat- I have a tiny waist with a big arse and thick thighs. I would love to be mixed-I hate being so pale. There are definitely some white women that have nice/big asses. I do agree that it’s not as prevalent with white women, but it does exist.

        • Itbloo

          My former girlfriend was 5′ nothing. She had a gymnast’s body. Small, pert breasts, muscular thighs, perfect small feet and a sweet round butt. I miss both her and her body. Best sex I’ve ever had, cutest personality with intelligence, also. The best things in life never seem to last.

        • Merrimacke

          It’s about averages. That’s how your (and others’) people are, and many of your men throughout history liked it like that.

      • farlo

        ehh no, thats like saying the average negro is just plain stupid, and its factual

      • farlo

        YOUR FACTUAL INFORMATION IS ASTOUNDING! FAT X. ARE YOU THE POLITICAL WING OF THE FAT BOYS? THE CHICKEN N WAFFLES TO P.E.S PROFESSOR GRIFF? DO THEY CALL YOU PROFESSOR GRIDDLE?

      • Bonnie

        Your so full of it! Since you feel so free to insult white women, the truth is, The majority of white women have cute, and nicely shaped round solid butts to go with their awesome nicely shaped legs, They are not meant to have over inflated looking beach ball butts with legs that are shaped like gulf clubs and flat duck feet attached!! We do not have any desire to walk around looking like were deformed & having to be draggin a wagon behind us! The big butt popularity is a big cover up only by those who are stuck with that deformity. And by the way, black women with pretty faces and light skin are mixed with white, so get over yourself!

        • Fulaman1984

          I agree with most of the stuff you say except black women with light skin are not mixed white. There are several light skin black women in Nigeria, Mali, Ethiopia, etc. Lighter skin has nothing to do with mixing but more to do with melanin. Many African women have lighter skin and are 100% black.

          • Anthony Taylor

            I’m pretty certain that even in those cases there is some latent Arab or European gene in there. They would still be classified has 100% black, or African since only American blacks make the whole “black” distinction.

          • Fulaman1984

            Completely false, there are many Black Africans not mixed who have lighter complexions. Africans (blacks) are very diverse people.

          • Anthony Taylor

            Yes I understand that we are a very diverse people, but it is near impossible for us to deviate to far from a dark complexion without there being some latent genetic mixing. There is no recorded proof of the original Africans(in early human history) looking light skinned. It negates the reason why their skin was darker as it was in keeping with the hotter climate. Lighter skin tones would have been a disadvantage in such a climate and would have been removed through natural selection.

          • Fulaman1984

            I see what you are trying to say and you make a fair point about the heat and sun. Whilst what you say makes sense, I believe that the lighter complexioned blacks had enough melanin since ancient times to survive UV rays as the world wasn’t as hot then as it is now.

        • Raymond Marshall

          see you let a ignorant person rile you up….Alot of white women have great bodies and butts but and alot of black girls and skinny poles with no ass at all..it is not a RACE thing….they they call it BIG butts its not the size its the shape that matters….you are a woman so you don’t look at butts like men do so talk about yourself and not the “majority” of anybody cause you don’t know…its not a COLOR thing at all…its a health thing and nice shaped butts are and women with them are just look more healthy…

          • NiteSoul69

            I am super late to the conversation but thank god there was another average guy to speak for us, ur comments are spot on :)

          • Merrimacke

            Well others seem to act like most men like bigger ones, and women do look at mens’ butts.

      • Raymond Marshall

        that is not tru…in the past white women were encouraged to be like twiggy small and have little bodies …but look back at the 20′s 30′s 40′s and 50′s icons Rachel Welch NICE ASS..Marilyn Monroe, Betty Boop, Mae West…all had nice fat asses when women were women…its the Fashion industry who like skinny ass women with no bodies…maybe cause Men who like women are not very influential in that industry and the men there like women who look like 12 year old boys….I don’t know i do know i live in a major metro area with lots of different types of women …i see Asians with phat asses, white girls, ethiopians, Indians, all healthy women have nice ass’s …and if you don’t squats will give you one!

        • Eric

          Raquel (not Rachel) Welch is part hispanic

          • ShadyJ

            Hispanic is not a race.

        • Merrimacke

          The fashion industry has a lot of homosexuals, but remember that the women they use are tall, so there muscle and fat are more widely distributed, but of course it’s not like they are 8 feet tall, so they would normally be kinda skinnier than most women in the USA; the distance from the waist and the ribs will also effect this. However know that it’s usually 3rd class people, like the ones who “hit” the clubs, that like women with a lot of fat distribution to the buttocks or muscle if they only squat & maybe cardio for obvious reasons. Those famous women are probably exceptions to the average women, even the voluptuous ones, and remember these are passed down to male too, but of course it’s a kinda different for males.

          Please don’t go saying that men who like skinny women like women who look like 12 year old boys, that’s very unfair. What about all these women who get “Brazilian” waxes, especially the ones who say words like “daddy” or “papi”? And the men who enjoy it? Are they pedophiles & women who wish they were young?

      • TxCoon

        I am white-French, Sicilian, Irish, and a drop of Cherokee and I have always been teased about being a slim girl with boobs and a bubble butt. One of the jokes was my butt was so round you could put a set of encyclopedias on it. I have been accused of boob and butt jobs too many times to count but it is all God given and great genes. Sorry it isn’t a race thing.

        • Christine

          AH! My Italian side is southern. Perhaps us So. Italians got blessed in the curvy backside gene pool!!

      • Anthony Taylor

        Nothing of what you said is remotely true.

      • Christine

        My heritage is Italian and Irish. I have a round big booty. Not sure where you got your “facts”.

    • Wiki10

      The white women she used in the slides unfortunately have fake butts. Kim K. and Ice T’s whore’s butts are fake…White women can have butts but the kind of butt these two have are not natural for white women even when they’re over weight. The fact that europeans were parading Sarah Baartman around just shows how uncommon a big ass was for whites, so please don’t claim it when for centuries you’ve degraded it and now that its popular you all of a sudden like it. And for your own good, STOP USING KIM KARHDASHIAN AS AN EXAMPLE! It is FAKE, and the fact that you’re so gullible to believe that it is real just goes to show unaccustomed you are at seeing white women w/ big butts. And the white celebs who claim fake butts as real make white women look fake.
      Lets be honest, you don’t have to go searching for a Black/Latina woman with big ass but you do have to search for a white women with one, that’s why you barely have any real examples in this slide( its so bad that the examples you use contain woman with surgical butts) let alone real life. Unless they’re athletic, even then its not guaranteed.. There’s even special jeans and underwear created for those with small/no butts, so there’s a market for it and like most products, guess who it’s targeted to?

      • CandiApple

        I know this is an reply to a 3 month post, but thank you for the Sarah Baartman reference. It’s sad that alot of black women and men know NOTHING about what they did to humiliate this woman.

      • Anthony Taylor

        Sarah Baartman had proportions that were uncommon even for African women and was often exaggerated beyond normal proportions for show. Also I’m fairly certain Kim Kardashian is not purely white, and the other woman pictured is not Ice T’s wife Coco. I can also point out several black women that have also undergone butt injections. And lastly there was a time when black women with big butts weren’t appreciated by black men as well.

        • PulloGorko102

          I don’t agree with that, big butts have always been appreciated in Africa. Maybe you mean by black American men. The biggest booty women in the world are found in Southern Africa and also some West African countries like Ghana, Liberia and Sierra Leone.

      • Eric

        brother chill. I am a black man but most of these black women today with so called big butts are the result of much fat.

      • pjean07

        if a white women has a round butt it is because there is a black person up there in that family tree. This is not being racist but in general the white gene pool does not account for round butt.(Fact) Now you’ll find them with nice looking butts but not like black folks unless there s a black person in that family tree.
        ps: if someone is offended no need to get your feathers all ruffed up because I don’t care and I don’t have a problem with any one group

      • Martine

        There are plenty of white women with big butts. However, most of them are not worth parading. Most black women with big butts are probably not worth parading either…you actually need to be pretty other then the big ass. And Kim K obviously doesn’t have a fake but. Thats stupid. She has had that same build from the start of her life, and there are pictures to prove it.

        • PulloGorko102

          Dude/Dudette, you sound very opinionated. Not everyone agrees with you. I don’t like skinny chicks, there are man guys that don’t like Skinny chicks. The only time I like skinny chicks is when they have pretty feet and toes. I prefer voluptuous women with huge tatas and huge rears. No one wants a stick figure of a woman to slam wang on.

    • Merrimacke

      It’s not us who are being racist, it’s you and most people here. You’re the one not accepting there fat distribution. It’s like if I said “Hey don’t stereotype, not all Jews or Mayans have high nose bridges.” or “Not all Mongoloids have low calve muscles and long torsos.” or “Not all Africans have blue-black nightsky skin.” as if any of these features were some defect or something.

      • Westerplatte88

        How am I racist?

        It appears you have a guilty conscience, because I never specified you, as being a racist.

        Are you non white, and believe white girls aren’t able to have a big but?

      • Westerplatte88

        How am I racist?

        Are you non white? Do you believe that white cant have a big butt?

        You come off as having a guilty conscience, of thinking white girls can’t have big butts.

      • Westerplatte88

        Known of plenty of white girls with big butts.

  • ANGEL94928

    Well . . . isn;’t that REALLY ‘special ‘ !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    society is falling apart, people !

    • fuck you

      Are you autistic? Shouldnt you open the shades, let in some light, and probably go to your next meeting with your case manager?

  • ANGEL94928

    J-LO is dirty. SHE cares ONLY ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !
    People – WAKE UP !

    • fuck you

      A-are you ok? Did the doctors let you off your meds?

      • Growupfolks

        That’s such an ignorant response, and your screen name just blasts to the world what an ill-breed, low class, ignorant person you are. The “let you off your meds” statement is used only by low-IQ commenters who cannot intelligently argue. Stupid person !

      • saspecht

        You are the one who obviously needs psychotropic medication if you think J-Lo is all that. She is average looking at best, but her personality makes her a 4-5 out of 10 on her best day. Clearly, there is much more to attraction to those of us that use our mind. I’ll take a small breasted thin woman any day over that big butt that will drag on the sidewalk and have more hail damage than a stormchaser’s SUV in a decade. Knock yourself out with your gal who looks like her butt and legs caught on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick. Mmmmm….sexy!

        • Raymond Marshall

          J Lo is a beautiful women but her personality is horrible …you take a woman with 8/9 looks and give her a brain of 3/4….and you get 5/6 so yea you are right about her sucking… and about the big breast thing you are lieing to yourself if a woman with some nice 36′d cups and a 38 inches around the ass and 22 around the waste was attracted to you…you would not turn it down and would love to play with her “assets”

          • saspecht

            Well of course I would. However, they don’t age as well as the thin girls, so she would be a temporary plaything at best. The 110 lb 32B with 34″ hips with a nice tight ass is the keeper.

  • Dawn

    smh… too funny

  • mrboz

    Just don’t get those who find these big asses attractive. Give me a slender elegant woman anytime. These girls are fat, not phat.

    • marianne72343

      I agree. Looks like they came straight out of the jungle off the back end of a HUGE gorilla. They will find all kinds of excuses to justify that big glob of fat .

      • Bewitched40

        … you all must be the “no-ass-at-alls”!!!!!

      • Edgewalker

        Really? “out of the jungle off the back end of a HUGE gorilla.”? Hater… justsayin

      • Vanessa

        LMAO Marianne you sound like the dumbest most ignorant backwoods and probably racist person on these comments. Back of the jungle? Seriously? Yeah I wonder what you look like to be criticizing others. Just another stupid miserable piece of shit like classy women. The two of you should get together and rant on how you think your the most beautiful women alive and how stupid you both truly are.

    • Bewitched40

      Like they said, “hate, hate, haters”!!!!! LOL

    • Edgewalker

      Yep, to each their own! Some like ‘em big, some like ‘em small…

    • ClassyWoman88

      MrBoz I so agree with you finally someone said something normal big asses are not classy at all I’m a woman and I like elegant … Normal is the best and classy

      • ClassyWoman88

        I’m talking about those huge asses when you wear a classy dress it doesn’t look nice and flat ain nice either normal and cute is the best and people get this straight nobody is hatting I don’t know why you guys think that its cuz people are being honest that doesn’t mean their hatting some like huge meat some like little meat or normal most of the guys when they see huge asses they think dirty that’s not koo at all and some woman like that that’s why they don’t complain

        • ClassyWoman88

          Now this days people don’t know what classy means especially woman their showing their asses and half naked bodies like it’s nothing that’s why guys turn like this I think if a woman dresses up more classy and not post half naked pictures guys would have more respect woman should make things more interesting but instead they make it so easy I wish the world had more mature people than a lot of dirty people ..

          • fuck you

            >they dont know what classy means

            You know what isnt classy? A supposedly classy woman on the internet talking shit about someone’s ass. You seem pretty trashy right about now.

          • Vanessa

            Wow Classy women what your saying is so contradictive and ignorant. I get the whole thing of a women who dresses tasteful and classy versus a women who is always exposing every asset she has without leaving anything to the imagination. However, what your saying is that if a women naturally has a bigger than average backside than she is trashy and no matter what she wears she is gross. Do you know how idiotic you sound? I believe all women of different shapes and sizes are beautiful regardless if they have a small, large, or medium sized rear end. I guess you must be that unhappy and miserable with yourself that you feel the need to try and put down other people. Since you claim to be the poster child for what is so beautiful and classy and you believe yourself to be so much better than other’s why don’t you post your picture along with your comments and show everyone what you think true beauty is. Even if you truly are physically beautiful it’s obvious your disgusting on the inside.

      • farlo

        sorry AssyWoman 88, but only dude with small weiners don’t like big butts

        • Fulaman1984

          I agree with you, I don’t understand how someone could not like a huge booty

    • ClassyWoman88

      its all meat and it’s nasty I’m a woman I got everything but not a huge ass that looks like a ate a cow lolll

      • Vanessa

        Yeah if you really had everything and truly loved yourself you wouldn’t be on this website bashing others.

        • Bonnie

          Yes Vanessa, like all the black women calling white women flat azzzes, which of course is a bunch of racial BS! Its all so ignorant! If a person is so damned happy with having a VERY large butt, they wouldn’t be constantly talking about how great they think it is and trying to make it sound like the greatest thing since the girdle went out of commission!

          • Raymond Marshall

            BONNIE you are on the right track just stop hating…..Spanish women have big ass.. white women have big asses all women have Nice i know i have done a would tour tried to tag every race on the planet…and ill tell you they are all great….

      • Raymond Marshall

        if you were classy you would not say such UNCLASSY things!

    • farlo

      Mr Boz doesn’t like big asses because it makes his weiner look small.

    • farlo

      your tiny weiner makes you afraid of big asses

      • Merrimacke

        “Tiny” fits with “scoop”
        “Humungous” fits with “abyss”

        Both feature are passed down to females, it’s more about finding a right fit.

    • Fulaman1984

      These women are not even fat, something is wrong with you bro.

  • Reagan Barr

    My g/f has almost no butt. What does that say?? (I’m talking about No. 23)
    I have a big booty (I’m a guy, BTW), I make A’s & B’s, & doctors tell me I’m healthy as a horse. 8D Also, my g/f LOVES to play w/ my booty!!!!

    • Reagan Barr

      She also uses it as a pillow & goes nuts when I wear my tight “baseball” shorts!!

    • farlo

      your big ass is from estrogen, lady man

      • Fulaman1984

        Not necessarily, black males (I’m black) naturally have bigger butts than their other male counterparts. Alright this chat is starting to sound gay.

        • farlo

          hahah i was just joking with him

  • Ian

    fucking stupid, big butts and intelligence have no known connection, actually look it the fuck up assholes and the whole reason farts make noise is your butt cheeks flapping together really quick so who ever believes this should stop using the internet. PERIOD

  • Doc

    I like big butts and that’s no lie.

  • Ray Cabarga

    Wow, it really seems like the author, and everyone who read this silly article and commented on it, is around 12. I’m not. I’m 54 and a half but i have the maturity of a twelve-year old. But really, look at Mr. 9′s comment. Can you be any more 12 than that?

  • Ray Cabarga

    There are myriad more uses for a hippopotomic hindquarters.
    1. A substitute for Dr. Kevorkin (My preferred method).
    2. With white pants, an excellent screen on which to project a powerpoint presentation.
    3. Ironing.
    4. An effective visual diversion while shoplifting.
    5. A conversation piece for a party that can double as…well, the party.
    6. A more efficient means of mass producing large quantities of wine.
    7. A pitchers mound for height challenged players.
    8. A decorative tchotchke that’s sure to enhance any interior.
    9. A pantyhose length shortener.
    10. A trampoline to give extra vertical distance when mounting the pommel horse.
    just to name a few…

  • Dave Edmonds

    Someone somewhere actually got paid for this drivel?? no wonder we’re screwed up as a society.

  • Bob

    Big Booty: Excellent for picking Cotton!

  • Lord help us

    We are idiots, and need a new plague.

  • Fulaman1984

    I would love for a woman with a big booty to grind it against my long you know where and make me a happy man :-)

  • Juan Morales

    Big booties are fine, but I ratter snuggle to a nice set of boobs than a smelly but. lol

    • Raymond Marshall

      have your woman clear her ass!

  • Jay

    stupid ass article
    how about the uses of a BIG BRAIN

  • name

    people say they like booty any size how about this

    • Raymond Marshall

      Gross!!!!

  • name

    this

  • Marina Smith

    not interested in fat booties but have tongue punched a few hot fart boxes in my day

  • Wiki10

    The white women she used in the slides unfortunately have fake butts. Kim K. and Ice T’s whore’s butts are fake…White women can have butts but the kind of butt these two have are not natural for white women even when they’re over weight. The fact that europeans were parading Sarah Baartman around just shows how uncommon a big ass was for whites, so please don’t claim it when for centuries you’ve degraded it and now that its popular you all of a sudden like it. And for your own good, STOP USING KIM KARHDASHIAN AS AN EXAMPLE! It is FAKE, and the fact that you’re so gullible to believe that it is real just goes to show how unaccustomed you are at seeing white women w/ big butts. And the white celebs who claim fake butts as real make white women look fake.
    Lets be honest, you don’t have to go searching for a Black/Latina woman with big ass but you do have to search for a white women with one, that’s why you barely have any real examples in this slide( its so bad that the examples you use contain woman with surgical butts) let alone real life. Unless they’re athletic, even then its not guaranteed.. There’s even special jeans and underwear created for those with small/no butts, so there’s a market for it and like most products, guess who it’s targeted to?

  • TGiovani

    No man who’s ever had sex would prefer the boney asses of anorexic models over a nice juicy ass to bang and play with. Most of the weirdos who bash big butts on the internet are either lonely women or sexually confused basement virgins. The entire porn industry has been built on the straight males’ love for big asses and big tits.

  • Black Archer

    All I can say is, Yum!

    • Bonnie

      All I can say is PU! Bet your attracted to the greezzy cheezy stuff under the flap too!
      Horrible!

      • Black Archer

        Lmao! No, just nice, tight, round, firm ones; that’s all. What can I say, I just love the shape of a woman’s body. If she takes great care of it, I adore it more. Though I must admit, I have an assignment and leg fetish.

  • Chris .

    Please , let’s distinguish between a “big” nicely shaped booty i.e. Jlo and some fatass with a thong lost in the mother of all cracks..

  • Bobo

    Big asses are nasty. Ass men are latent homosexuals.

    • Raymond Marshall

      actually men who like asses that are small and look like boy asses are Laten Homosexuals….but butts are Feminine….and if you think they are nasty maybe you should look at our sexuality

    • she is what she is!

      bet YOU have NO ass!

    • Merrimacke

      Nasty? Not nessecarily. Latent homosexuals? Maybe, maybe not, but there favorite sex pose is similar, execpt one is in the anus only.Front sex is best sex. You see the face expression, you see & feel the hair downstairs, and fondle her teats.

  • HubertCumberdale99

    This is text taken DIRECTLY from the preceding article:

    “Embarrassed to pass gas in public? Girls with bigger butts shouldn’t be! Though it isn’t 100% guaranteed, a bigger butt can lessen the sound of a fart. Crop dust away ladies!”

    Isn’t anyone managing content? THIS is your work-product Ms. Phalange?

  • Barry Blows

    The BEST USE—
    A HOME FOR A HORSE !!!!!

    • Raymond Marshall

      pictues of your family?

      • she is what she is!

        Leave it to white trash…who poke their sisters!!
        :)

  • Greg Higgs

    Actually, heterosexual males are genetically programmed to seek women with wide hips and big butts.

    • Bonnie

      Not true. Maybe during the cave man days. The one’s I know make fun of them, and men that are married to, or in a relationship with wide hipped, big butt women are always telling them to go to the gym. Of course there are always exceptions. To each their own.

      • Raymond Marshall

        we want the women to go to the gym because of the BELLY!!! we don’t care about hips or ass or BOOBS we want a tight stomach (six pack not nessary) and round bottome nice hips and boobs that are not manly….

      • Greg Higgs

        Talk to an Anthropology professor or a Human-Sexuality professor and they will tell you different. The men you mention are either a little bit “Latent” or so indoctrinated by the “Fashion Industry’s” standard of beauty (Which is also “Latent”)

        If a woman has a narrow waist and wider hips, rounder buttocks…males would be intrinsically drawn to her out of sexual attraction. Because these factors are encoded in the male DNA regarding sexual attraction and reproduction.

        It’s the reason why Jennifer Lopez , Beyonce and Sofia Vergara are MAJOR SEX SYMBOLS today. Curves (Breasts and Butts) are sexual “Business Cards” for women to men. We are made that way!

  • Patrick Jackson

    I like big butts and i cannot lie..

  • oldcrankyyankee

    shameless excuse to show booty pics.thank you.

  • kristenlea47

    lol that’s not downward dog

  • Scammer Slammer

    J lo’s butt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
    KarASSion butt —- BELCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    throw that bee itch to the sharsm but be prepared cause they WILL throw her back!!!!! cause even sharks have better taste than a fat butted no class, no brains , no talent bimbo

  • Mac

    If You’re fortunate enough – Big Butts make ‘Hump Day’ all the more satisfying & rewarding…
    Having a Love w/Big Butt is being ‘Fortunate Enough’ too, I promise…

  • chanela

    wow really? not ONE black woman is in these pictures? SMH yet you have the chicks that have FAKE butts. nice one rantchic. we all know who takes the crown for having big butts. How are you gonna feature all white girls with fake butts when white women didn’t even like big butts until another white woman got a FAKE ONE and make them popular?

    why not have women who have been PROUD of their curves and having a big butt from the get go?

    • Raymond Marshall

      number 2 is a black woman and there were many other pictues of black woman are you lunchin?

    • Angela Flowers

      You know it ain’t right unless it’s white. Just like the twerking craze, you can’t tell whites that mylie cyrus didn’t create it while blacks have been twerking their REAL booties since the 90′s lol. They love our features but can’t stand the color it comes in smh.

  • Evan Bernard

    lol luscious lopez…….

  • Jack Frost

    I’ve got a use for some Big Booty!

  • NiteSoul69

    I don’t understand this, why does there need to be an article telling ppl that nice curvy big butts are ok? They are more then ok, they are fantastic and great. I love big butts, and any guy that hasn’t been with a woman with a big butt is missing out big time.

  • DRA

    your ignorant and stupid to think a big booty is better than a small. If you had sense a greater value of self you would appreciate the differences in people and none is better than the next. Smaller frames are the ones who suffer more than big. GET SMART SWEETY!!!

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  • Yeboah Troutman

    Blah, blah, blah…I’m fat and want people to somehow appreciate me for it. And this is why America is circling down the drain at an alarming rate.

  • Claudia

    this is a great article I also found good tips to tone my body shape she I bought the full body lucius at http://www.fullbodyliciousworkouts.com

  • Lexus Nexus

    You lost me with the comment about farting. Absolutely stupid, trite, and tacky story about big butts.

  • suzane carter

    Big Butts is a attractive part which mostly men are like to doggie style Big Butt Celebrity

  • informus219

    Times have changed, Black women were made fun of for having full lips big behinds, but today everybody has big behind and lips.

  • http://darkangelights2009.tumblr.com/ darkangelights

    I am replying to:

    If you’re in a bind and looking to hide something small, what better place than between your two cheeks?

    What exactly would a person like to hide in their ass.

  • SimplyPut

    Do not be ashamed of those round butts, ladies! We men looove the hourglass figure. Curvy is good!!
    ps. Most of us men think that runway models are too skinny.

  • Sontay Arguero

    talk all the big booty crap u want big asses are a killer. Marilyn Monroe, shakira, etc are world wide accepted examples of beauty. if some dude needs his sista all big ass sloppy go for it.

  • Denise Lopes

    Why when the article is explaining why big booty is better it never once has any blacks or latinas in the photos. Typical all of a sudden white girls are put on magazines because they invented big boot (lol). People please, give credit where credit is. It’s like twerking, Miley Cyrus did not teach any black girls how to tweak, it was a black girl who taught her how to twerk. Another invention that white people wants to claim. All of a sudden it is fashionable when they do it. Give us a break. For me personally, I do any thing to lose my booty, it is not huge or too small but I was never the type of girl when people say my butt is great. I prefer when my butt do not clink to my dress and you have to keep pulling on your clothes. That’s not impressive to me. You can have all the butt in the world. I am not one of those ladies. Right now it is just another fad.Believe it or not, in Hollywood, many of those A-listers would rather have a small ass.believe me.

  • mandygirl78

    I thought #1 was going to be “Anal Sex” LOL!

    • she is what she is!

      SMALL OR BIG FEELS GOOD!

  • Olga Kim

    Dammit, why did I click on this? My I. Q. just dipped 10 points.

    • Whoa Knows

      it wasn’t that high to begin with..

      • Olga Kim

        No. It’s pretty high. Double digits higher than your average I. Q.

  • Martine

    If I had a choice as to what I looked like, it would be thin, leggy, and elegant. What I don’t get is why big assed women never seem to know their dress size and try to cram themselves into tiny jeans, shorts and skirts. It may get the attention of certain kinds of guys, but thats not really the type I am going for.

  • Martine

    What I don’t get is why big assed ladies never seem to know their dress size. Its like they count how many cheeks they have, and think that is the corresponding size. Its the only reason I can think of for them to painfully squeeze into ridiculously tight clothing.
    “Ooh OK. I have six cheeks back there, so I must wear a size six skirt!” You said they were big thinkers… Round butts are good. Huge ones appeal to me a lot less, at least I sure don’t want one. Don’t think I want the guys that go for that sort of thing either.

  • RevG

    Women with big rear ends have no self esteem.

    • she is what she is!

      GAY,,I SEE

  • La Jacks

    What MORON came up with the 5HIT?

  • ted

    this article sucked long and not funny

  • Little Wing

    the butt in the blue gown looks gross. a big toned ass looks good but after a certain size it just looks like a sack of spuds.

  • Joze Har

    Mmmmmmm…..

  • USA Gone Mad

    Dont want none unless you got buns hun.

  • she is what she is!

    another good use…for sitting on my face!!
    :)

  • http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/radz4 Rad -Z

    The female booty completes the beauty big,firm or succulant….
    its complements her beauty..
    check out..https://soundcloud.com/raddness/pump-it-back-with-rap

  • Matthew Clark

    what kind of faggots think big butts are a problem? ill bury my face in a nice phat ass and eat it and the pussy.

  • Heisenberg

    My dad told me about the Ass Test. “Twang” a woman’s ass cheek like plucking the thickest string on a bass guitar. If her ass cheek moves like a wave, it’s got too much fat. If it sort of vibrates/moves like hard Jello, that’s a keeper. ……………… wait. Hummmmm.
    I gotta ask my Mom about this.